meshuggah

meshuggah: undefeated gmg bowl participant, who's not afraid to be be pantsed by over zealous defensive players as i run casually downfield at a medium pace. Positives: i like walks on the beach and romantic comedies, boobies and more boobies, kittens and death metal. those are all very positive. Negatives: no matter what you do, if you had the misfortune of seeing my ass last year, seeing me again will only bring back that chilling, haunting memory. i'll try and grow a beard between now and then. Prediction: undrafted free agent Career Highlight: of my long and storied one year career, i guess it's the full moon. you may not have liked it, but there's something magical about having the warm spring air blowing through your Quotes: "oh dear god i didn't need to see that." "my eyes! oh the humanity!" Shirt Size: 2XL!

holas, my name is dan and your inbox is full (which means i can't send you my email address)...

back in my playing days, i was an unstoppable force. i could carry 5 opposing team players on my back the last ten yards and over the goal line; i was a terror on the D-Line, and the only thing that could slow me down was the "mississippi's". then i turned 7 and started playing soccer instead. such a wasted youth. my 40 time is measured in minutes, but i have great hand eye coordination from spending a lot of time in goal playing soccer, as well as years and years of....uh....video games! yeah that's it, video games. so i would make a good possession tight end, and after all those years of soccer....do we need kickers and punters for this? i bet i could do that too. maybe. i think? 3XL #43

it is in fact all of those things, but i take it as a name because it's also the name of my favorite band. next week, i might create a new account named "the-osmonds". because you know, they are really fab, and there's a lot of similarities between the osmonds and swedish death metal.

hi everbuddy. my name is dan, i'm new to the boards, been to some games, i've met a couple of you. i enjoy long walks on the beach, crazy metal, clamps, ummm.... sup?