EagleMBA

I think you are delusional but I'll have some of what you're smoking, please.

Relax's ass! I think I'm gonna send my emissary on a side trip to Baton Rouge before he gets to Denton...you can tell he wants to go!

I'm still wrestling with the order of preference, but I do think that the Texas move blew our shot at Mecham.

If the Littrell hire falls through, my personal emissary will be making an appointment...

I understand that a defensive coordinator is needed here real bad...

DD has morphed into Dickeyball 2.0 and he ain't yo daddy's Buick:

Come back, Johnnie, and curb-stomp the pretender to your throne.

Strength and conditioning coach takes two...the men have to get with the program on a serious basis. Having said that, it doesn't hurt if your S&C coach is a real ball-buster type. Here is my candidate for S&C coach:

Perhaps. Then again, for all we know the AD is just pulling his staff.

The AD is dedicated to using the latest technology to narrow his coaching search:

I don't find it scary, I find it exciting. As long as you can secure a good architect, even if you have to wait for him to put the final touches on another house, you are in good shape. You may lose your place in line for site prep, have to wait longer to get materials, have to reschedule your subs, and run into other delays in the short run. In the long run, your good architect is going to see that your contractor builds a damn fine house.

Sounds like we need COPS in there. What kind of shit is this? Could an outsider gain access or do we have scum like that in the family?

True! If you have a better fisherman you have a chance to land more fish IMO.

Good theory, IMO. There isn't anyone I know who dismisses or doesn't appreciate his physical plant efforts, Lifer, but it seems to me that the things I highlighted above have been neglected except for token efforts. UNT needs the complete AD package...yesterday.

I was going to suggest an alternative, buying newspaper exposure, but I like Aldo's idea better. Content should show fifteen-year history of attendance, failed hiring, GMG membership trends, administrative failures, and all the rest of the things we know about. Show charts and graphs for quick comprehension. Make it not just for football but itemize by revenue sport. Make it a no-BS, clinical dissection of inept leadership over fifteen years. Make sure all members of BOR and Smatty get a personal DVD so they get the message. See that media outlets get a copy. Deliver a blow! Absolutely nothing libelous, nothing personal, just the clinical facts. Go big or go home.

There is no crying in football!

Cutting edge interviewing techniques have been employed!

This. Take fewer shots, shoot lower percentage...dead meat.

33% shooting so far in the second half. My Daddy always said "The dog that shits fast don't shit long!". I feared that they couldn't keep up 69% shooting but I did not expect them to go blind in the second half.

Smatresk accepts RV's "resignation" to be effective on 12/31/15. This allows saving face for RV by being able to clean out his office while everyone else is gone for Christmas Break. Hey...it could happen. Sound like a plan?