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I hear he has a teammate who has some skill as well. Maybe we can get the twofer commit from them both like we did with Brandin Byrd and Brelan Chancellor.

Zombie Politician Lombardi would say "Act like you've been there before" if we did an elaborate celebration dance every time we made it to the endzone.

What does this have to do with UNT Football? [between the helmet design and the M.A.S.H. joke on another thread, Ark State posters are doing a good job in the humor department this year]

Great. Yet another realignment thread.

This. But more like this.

Happy Birthday Brah! [What could be a better present than an excuse for a good old fashioned pistol-whipping? You're welcome]

We do appreciate your tone in posing the question. But at the moment, with the way the season is going, it's kind of hard for us to focus rationally on such a matter. It is the equivalent of being in the car with your buddy. The brakes go out. You're trying to figure out what to do before the car goes off a cliff, and your buddy turns to you and asks, "you think we should have gone to Malibu instead?"

Does Mitch Maher have any children nearing college age?

He's on a roll, just let him go.

I've had the same experience. Though, instead of Animal House, I've found solace in another classic movie from that period that sums up my feelings. And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER... translation: Support the players no matter what.

Agreed, but this might be the only way to do it.

I think I just had my moment of losing it for good. Dunbar breaks off a BIG run. Possible momentum-builder, team psychology boost, etc. And of course, there's a holding penalty. They cut to Dodge on the sideline, and he's calmly explaining a play to Carey. The rational side of me knows better, but I just wish he had been ripping heads off yelling about yet another stupid penalty. I wanted to see some emotion from the guy. Just something. This team does not need Spock logically dissecting a play right now. It needs Spock in the middle of Amok Time. Sigh. Sorry. Rant over.

[Rare, non-satirical post]: Why don't you go up to Brandon after the game and tell him to his face how much you feel personally offended by the losing he's contributing to? Seriously man. This board has seen thousands of ways to gripe about the results over the last 4 years, but you have found a way to to do so on a thread about a person who grew up into a grown-ass-man and embodies values we should all hope to manifest in our lives. Put down the shotgun approach and pick up the sniper rifle if you're going to use the forum for target practice.

Regardless of your politics, this is awesome for UNT.

Glad someone is ready to steer the Dodge. 'Bout time. [Personal note: I have got to stop working in between checking the message board]

So you're saying that sometimes he drops it on purpose so that the make-up catch is extra hot?

Not realistic. You can't coach well when you're behind the fence at practices. Players won't be able to hear him yelling instructions.

I wish someone had brought a six-pack of this to the game.

I think he should stand outside the stadium, rotating his arms, and generate all the electricity used on campus. Now that would get us some attention. In all seriousness, what GrayEagle said about the pretty decent kickoff returns thus far. And what UNT90 said about risk of injury. Ask Jim Fassel what he thinks now about having Jason Sehorn return kicks in 1998.

New? Was there an old Southwest Conference? If so, did we ever have a chance to get invited to it? Or were we blocked by some nefarious, well-groomed nemesis? That would be like a total conspiracy. At least the refs wouldn't screw us over in big games against these opponents with BS calls/BS lack of calls.

But it's an improvement over his last FB Profile picture, correct?