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That’s not the same guy. Our commit attends Allen HS

Yeah, I'll be buying that one

I’m currently in talks with Ana de Armas to be her next paramour. Talks are progressing as we speak* *Don’t check my references on this, just roll with it

There will be a new Yeti for sale Saturday, in stadium only

He’ll have to settle for worst in North Texas history

Awesome…when do we plan to start doing this?

We are not a “real” D1 program. We just got skull drug by Texas Tech…not Alabama, not Oregon, not Clemson, we got beat down by a team that should have lost to Abilene Christian. Don’t let their performance against Caponi’s defense fool you, that is not some powerhouse we just lost to. Many of you think that NIL and the transfer portal have created a divide between the “big boys” and everyone else…we were well on the other side of that divide before NIL Memphis just put Florida State at 0-3…and, no, it doesn’t matter that Florida State is down right now, we would have lost to them by 30+ today. There is a reason people mention Memphis in realignment talks and not us. We may share a league, but we are not the same. It pains me to say all this, but nobody who isn’t on North Texas’ payroll could see things any differently.

It is in no way, shape, or form possible that this team and this defense is 4-1 in two weeks 😆

No, no it is not. Big opportunity? Yes. But this is still Texas Tech we’re talking about.

Has anyone seen a depth chart for this game? We brought in several transfers in the secondary, including the two from Texas, but I don’t believe we’ve seen them yet and this game will test our ability to stop the pass.

No…you’re wrong! The ONLY reason Mike Tyson could beat me in a fight is because I will let him win by becoming unconscious.

To further commemorate this era, Diet Coke Boy will be coming out of retirement for one game

I sincerely hope this is true

And yet we held them to just over 2 yards a carry

The hilarity of a fan of a winless team pointing out how an undefeated team struggled.

Again, big IF…but if we manage to pull one out in Lubbock…we come back to DATCU to a crowd of 29k+ on the 21st against Wyoming (Wyoming, by the way, just lost to Idaho)

Definitely went to SMU, there are ZERO bandwagon SMU fans

This is aging well

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