emmitt01

Only if they had zero knowledge of the actual season we just had

I want this guy...

If ever "Who cares?" could be summed up in one photo...

How so? You know UCF is in the Big XII, right?

Keep in mind this would require staff to come in outside their normal hours

FIFY

No, I expect my Argyle Eagles to make short work of them. This is one time Todd Dodge won’t have more resources than his opponent.

Yes, I’d forgive him if he won a bowl. But that’s a promise I have 0% confidence in having to keep.

I'm going because this represents the best opportunity for Guyer to beat Southlake. Every time a team coached by a Dodge plays in a North Texas stadium they get beat.

No! If they fire Ryan Day it will be at least three years before the new guy can turn things around. They should let him coach out his contract before making a decision.

SMU has one thing going for them, they can buy their way to success. This is true in football and life; take away the money and they’re just the betas we all know they are.

Is this a serious question? His defense (barely) held Temple…TEMPLE…to few enough points for us to sneak out of the pillow fight of the year.

FIFY

Name the bowl eligible team you believe we will beat if matched up against them. Keep in mind the following: - Eric Morris has zero wins against teams that finished above .500 so the bowl game would require a first - Against Temple, we were just held scoreless for three quarters (minus 0:08 of the second quarter) and offense is this teams “strength” So, who do we match up with in a bowl that we have a shot at beating?

It’s all part of the devious master plan!! After the game it will be revealed that the random GA the camera man has been following was coaching all along!!! He’s responsible for both the most frustrating offense and most inept defense in college football…and Eric Morris has been tied up in the basement…this…whole…time.

Remember when you said this a few pages ago on this thread, and people laughed?

So, let me give you a hypothetical. You’re a team with the worst defense in America, playing quite possibly the worst team in America, and you just got an interception in the end zone to preserve a 14 point lead before the half. But wait, what if you also committed a 15 yard roughing the passer penalty to ruin everything I just said? That’s a story that no one would believe, right?

And we’re paying EM to have the same conference record as they do.

Two straight possessions where our offensive genius refuses to run the football at all. Shockingly, we fail to get a first down on either possession against quite possibly the worst team in FBS football. we will probably win this game, perhaps in convincing fashion, and the usual suspects will talk about how Morris is putting it all together and just needs more time.

Couldn’t agree more. Who would put their school name on the side of the helmet? And nobody would do it in script.

And we literally beat one of them (Minnesota) at their house this year.