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You should have waited until April Fools Day to resurrect this thread. 😎

Memphis (State)... Texas State?

Eric Dickerson says "Yes".

Well, @ArkstfanIS a lawyer 🤑

I thought this was going to be about a high school associated with Notre Dame University, dropping the "Fightin' Irish" nickname. And I was going to make a snarky comment "What are the going to change it to? The Hunchbacks?" Kind of in the same ballpark... 🙄 They can change the school's nickname if that's what the community wants. But no one should be forced.

Doctor Wu, perhaps?

So... "The Slam"?

But is the game going to be played at DATCU? EDIT To answer my own question, no, it's at JerryWorld. 🙄 https://shrinebowl.com/

Does that coincide with them hiring Bobby Knight?

Would this be sufficient incentive for Marshall to go back to the MAC, and fill the void left by NIU?

And ever since, people have been wondering why it's named for the 38th U.S. President, and not the 43rd.

Or, the University of the Northern Territories 😜

I stumbled onto this on the Fox Local app this morning, wasn't looking for anything NT-related: https://www.fox26houston.com/news/houston-high-rise-penthouse-theft-200000-person-items-stolen I expect it was an inside job. It probably isn't related to other burglaries of sports stars, unless they confused him with the other Tristan Thompson, who I see plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers. For those who search the internet for NT memorabilia, keep a watch out for anything which could have been his. I doubt the Hall of Fame plaque would show up, but the championship ring might.

Friends University?

I was going to suggest a golden armadillo, but I think you've got a winner. It could be golden... But what to call it?

Stumbled on it while checking out the "Births" for today (12/18) on wikipedia. No one else knew?! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin

You jinxed it. 😛

Does "Poffenbarger" fit on the back of a uniform?

SNL 11/04/78 - Elvis Presley's Coat

Believe it or not, I wanted to say this, but didn't have time to post. Let me add that if we could get any of Scott Bakula, Kathy Ireland, and Sinbad to come and be part of the coin toss...

And McNeese.

Hmm, this didn't autocorrect to "transferer".

Exactly what I meant.

Not a bet, but maybe the ideal choice: the Hawaii Bowl. The players would be "rewarded" with a great trip, there would be no need to make excuses for the lack of attendance, and the opponent (obviously not Hawaii this year) might be another 6-6 team (and hopefully not a blowout).