Medpilot's "If your offensive coodinator is more aggressive in the stands than he is with his play calling?....You might be a Mean Green Fan." and FFR's "....if you have ever kicked a white, pink-eyed squirrel across a sidewalk?" are pure greatness!! I could only come up with: If in the past two years, the most exciting words you could possibly hear were "...and that's good for another Mean Green FIRST DOWN!!!" If you feel compelled to wear something that says North Texas on it any time you leave the house just so people know the school exists. If you've ever initiated a chant of "Woody" and not felt dirt about it. If you've created gameday signs with slogans like "Ride the Ponies", "Gimme Woody", and "I still got Wood-y" for a good laugh If you've ever been pissed off at your head coach for putting the starters BACK in the game(La Tech) If you've ever been so disgusted with your head coach for putting the team on the field in black practice jerseys, that you left the game early and removed all mean green stickers from your auto until his replacement would be named. If you've ever driven an hour through traffic to Denton for a press conference just to hear that an exciting brand of football is coming to Denton..... ........you might be a Mean Green Fan!!!