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Man, that's only like a few months to get her pregnant.

Speaking of which, how about those Fox Sports SW girls?

I don't care what the sport is, please don't say "Doh" anywhere in a coaching hire thread.

Would you say you are comfortably numb to this rumor?

He's not a journalist. The people you're criticizing are the people who latched on to the rumor, who also were not reporters. Everyone is basically criticizing a chocolate cake for making them fat right now.

Very well said. This ridiculous Aston vs. Jones faux rivalry where both coaches just came to represent two groups of people is one of the stupidest things to ever happen in a community that has seen a tremendous amount of stupid. It's like Twilight, but with blown double digit leads, a pair of crushing tournament losses and lots of weird, misplaced anger. I wish Johnny the best in the general sense, but am not really worried about how he does at LSU - and the same goes for Aston. Mainly, I hope both new hires make us look back a few years from now and laugh at how far we've come.

Anyone know the best way to get a letter directly to him without having anyone else read it?

No disagreement with you on the general sentiment about message board BS, but Cooley doesn't really fit in this category at all.

Probably just back trying to get clearance from SMU on who they are allowed to hire...

If JJ tries to leave, I'm going to be all ACCIO COACH and keep him right here. If SMU shows up with a briefcase, it's Expelliarmus time. If it comes down to Tony leaving, I won't hesitate to throw an Avada Kadavra Snape-style, dawg. I love you, you crazy muggle.

If JJ does go, can we change the buyout to something that gets us out of the football opener and magically opens a date for another team to come here?

"Let's all kick the girl in the crotch who slept with the old guy!" - several of the main culprits of GWTOGMT Anyone got some good golf cart girl or WBB student athlete pics?

U.S. Department of Justice 950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20530-0001

They have a Tigers Nest Forum? That's pretty cool.

Everyone here familiar with what an awful, horrible ridiculous human Majerus is or do we need to do a quick link roundup?

Oh no...

Mailing Address: Miami Marlins 501 Marlins Way Miami, FL 33125

Busta Capps?

Someone should send her a FB message and ask. I know she always loved hearing from some of you guys at all hours of the day...

Always tough when a Ray leaves before his time, but at least Jarvis had a chance to say goodbye.

What are your thoughts on wine and spirits?

Larry Brown apparently interested...

Maybe they'll be a silver lining when they all sit down with Akol and figure out this Stop Kony thing once and for all. /Still bitter

Make it about politics again: http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/03/lucille-and-mitt-is-the-lucille-bluthmitt-romney-mashup-daymaker-the-world-has-been-clamoring-for/#page/1

How big is the screen of your television set?