Quoner

"I'd like to bring my mentor." - Lee Boyd Malvo

"I'll go, but only alone. And don't ask about my gun." - Fanya Kaplan

"I don't know, this could be weird, but it might also be bigger than Jesus." - Mark David Chapman

"What's the worst that could happen?" - Brandon Lee

I may be in the minority, but I now only hate Wade. Bosh won me over during last year's finals somehow and Lebron's worst - and really only sin - is how he joined the team. Wade is just everything terrible in one swarmy little fall over and get fouled package. He could have led and set the tone for that team based on his experience, but he is the one who chose to make them the hateable bunch they are now. In short, I'd prefer the Thunder roll.

Great. Now other defensive backs are going to think this is "normal."

Mugatu? Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg? Caligula? Hedonism Bot?

The Riddler wasn't gay? jim Carey really played that one wrong then.

What's the proper response? There was no question posed, Kram reported a fact, Dork had a good response and Greenmachine did what he do while he got his chops ever so playfully busted. If you want to piggyback on that, there's plenty of room. Personally, I'd prefer you do it in poetry form, though.

Well this isn't fun. I really want to follow the poem insult (I guess because poems are gay or because at the WKU game I was busy kissing the guy next to me while reading Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening), but I'm mostly just confused. Want to meet up at S4 and talk it out? Do we have tickets near each other? Would that put us in the same tax bracket? Oh, and make sure your LinkedIn password is updated. I hear bad things are happening in that business world I hope to learn more about some day.

Because we make fun of one of 18 VPs of Finance for Cumstane and Sons Family Bank? Or post on the internet all day...because...well, you're here, too.

What are you gonna do? Go write about it?

Or a virtual business card.

1. Troll hard 2. Say "I knew it" when people respond 3. ?????? 4. Profit Love you.

I hacked into my ex girlfriend's email the other day and couldn't believe it -- she was totally still talking about me. She really needs to get over me, grow up and move on.

Now that the U.S. is a global super power, can we get rid of July 4? It's just wee Britain. I get just as annoyed with the dismissal of anything current as you seem to, but, for a program with this rough a history, you really want to completley dismiss everything old because we might finally go 6-6 or 7-5 this year if everything goes right?

BOOM

Not only is this thread an unprovoked dump on PMG for no reason during the offseason, but GL2Greatness is getting ready to post in it. That's a double threat.

I like Tacos. I even invited NT03 even though he gives me the creeps.

I'd like a QR code stretching from one 30 to the other 30. Game changer.

Would she pose for a calendar? I'm lonely.

I also want more posters.

Take this and also add defense and the ability to press and disrupt defensively and you have my two new things to watch for. The rest of the items I can think of pretty much mimic GrandGreen's list. I guess igorance truly is bliss...

Seems like a good place to hold a spelling bee, though.