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My god...this thread. I lost it when the guy with multiple accounts who shows up like Beetlejuice when his name is mentioned said everyone has small prick syndrome. I guess a part time job at Best Buy is a great insight into local race relations as well. It's not even worth touching on the Oklahoma State SOS of the Texans or the record breaking "support" of the Astros late season. Most sports towns ate actually terrible; it's cool. Trust me, I lived in Atlanta. Hey, they are 4-0 as well! Better start wagging my dirty bird like a helicopter! And the fact that Cougar King is still hanging around and holding his own says way more about everyone else than him. Such moxy... In short, everything is terrible and no one even made signs this week. Why live?

24 green hotel beds against 17 red ones. We receive tier one coverage when US News and World Report runs the game story on the cover.

My love of rape-related creative writing has left me broken and destitute. I don't want to see you make the same mistakes because...because...I'm your dad.

Your internet trail is nothing but the same thing over and over again, yet you look to be an incredibly mild-mannered dude. I think I get you, but you'll enjoy chilling out when you get older. Also, I see you make some quality signs. Have you considered DMing Michagb and seeing where it goes?

Mommy, where do all of those horrible comments on YouTube challening people to fights and talking about rape come from? My child, Denton by way of Houston apparently.

How'd it go? Crushed it.

This thread has everything. Accio FUN! My patronus is still a keyboard and my apologies to the extraordinary gentlemen of YAC once again for stopping awesome stuff like this thread. It's not the internet we need, but the internet we deserve.

We were actually one of the first schools in Texas to stop having them. Oh, you meant the Dickey thing.

Disband the Talons. We're all set.

Self-aware - and likely out for blood.

THIS IS WHAT SUSAN B. ANTHONY DIED FOR.

Thanks for nothing, Kram.

Dirty Byrd had 14 carries for 40 yards and didn't really have a chance to do much, but did get better as the game went on. Can't wait to see him and the rest of the RBs next week.

I don't know if they win it this year or not, but how are the Rangers going to fade into obscurity with their farm system and payroll after this season?

Now come on...look at all the great places to watch their first game: http://dallas.sbnation.com/2012/8/30/3280370/longhorn-network-dallas-bars Oh wait, that's our planet. They blew it up. Damn you!

"Look at me. I am more important than a football game!"

And that's why every single day without fail, Internet Political Sisyphus picked up his boulder and started up the hill again...

Can we run him off like we did SeaBass? Will his love of drawing folks offsides prove his undoing? The future is ours!

Is this really a liberal or conservative thing or is just two relatively small sects of varying dumbassery catching us all in the crossfire?

I vote strongly for a weekly Krammin' with Kram photo essay on the lovely ladies. It would get +1s by the dozens.

I back down meekly. I've missed this thread the last two years, but remember, we talked to him before he even played a down here. Still, respect and a nod. I choose Ken Griffey, Jr. Also, give me Dirty Byrd.

Will eulessismore let me have Cantly? He has veto rights, but that's my soft pick.

They need to create some kind of social media program or option on Facebook where you check in from a physical location to assure attendance? Anyone have any info on such a technology or if it exists? I bet it's pretty new-fangled and scary.