Quoner

You keep picking these weird QB hills to die on when the defense is goatseing for Mordecai at a rare level even for us. I don’t think we have a QB in our history - or even the ability to craft several of them together - that could have made this game competitive. You and Bowler also keep doing this weird “look into the camera” style of posting like you’re scripting a podcast and making up people and stances to argue with. Who is everyone? Who is happy?

You and Bowler keep demanding this fan club speak up and I still have no idea who’s in it. Please help.

Who are you talking to? Who is doing that?

You sound like Papa John after he got fired.

Last year, we gave up 30+ In the first half twice. This is just all more annoying.

Cut-offs?

Always tough when your own beefy cock knocks the ball right out of your hands like that 😞

Finally - someone @CaribbeanGreencan follow who’s not MAJ

Think of how often we saw this last year, how much he probably stressed it all camp and how many dumb things we did all in a row early. It makes total sense to me he lost his cool, because I was losing mine too and have the texts with @CaribbeanGreento prove it.

True. His weak girlfriend could never cut it as a starter on our defense.

UT managing a long-term situation clumsily to feel good about the short-term gains? That’s the kind of bold thinking that gets you one national title every 52 years.

I don’t think either article has the exact terms we want, but having lived where every single part manufacturer is constantly pressured to lighten key systems without compromising safety/performance/durability, I can’t imagine the loopholes are huge here. Even if they are getting heavier overall, there’s a lot of performance trade offs happening with a net positive. I would guess without looking at every data source that every compromise outcome trends down just enough to make all parties happy and we’ll live in that zone until the electric market gets it together beyond weird Tesla/Elon people. The next five years should be fascinating.

Exactly, Ford or Chevy would never… but so thankful we have the Automobile Manufacturers Association around to give everyone cover.

Or did they game the legislation and there’s - as always - more context needed? https://www.forbes.com/sites/samabuelsamid/2019/01/03/new-vehicles-keep-getting-heavier-or-are-they/?sh=3ccea6a64518

Really drives home the point that huge night means different things to different people.

Weird to post this without his stats in about a half trailing after QB1 was pulled, so for those curious: 16/26 for 210 yards, 1 TD and 1 INT 3 rushes for 20 yards EDIT: And even more context, which also feels important: https://www.cfl.ca/games/6251/bc-lions-vs-saskatchewan-roughriders/

Fritz’s passion for wrestling was matched only by his love of MLMs and skincare.

I do have one piece of feedback I hope is taken constructively. As the official lead and face of this effort, when you start typing posts, announcements and any other official or unofficial materials from you or the collective, put them in a word document and run editing software before hitting publish. Between the flyer typos and ones in this post, there’s plenty for naysayers to poke at that distracts from the bigger goal and this is all easily catchable in an extra five minutes.

We might be feigning disinterest here, but deep down I also know I can never get my nipples this hard on camera and feel so much jealousy and regret. Siggers is clearly living 100 down 35.

My bad. Take it to the “I’m 10-15” Facebook then. https://www.propublica.org/article/revelations-about-a-secret-facebook-group-spawn-investigation-of-70-current-and-former-border-patrol-employees

If you want a job at Lily of the Desert this badly, please take it to LinkedIn.

Luckily there is plenty of room at PJ O’Culligans Milfery & Tasting Room or wherever the Collin County folks decide to have their next watching party.

She’s gonna see this and all the other wonderful comments and be super flattered.