Quoner

Gotta appreciate the irony of an old man who hates change terrorizing a fan base full of old men who hate change, though, right?

You ever play super tecmo bowl and try to hit the buttons as fast as you can to call a play just as the play screen come up? That's our offense, and it's so simple it's beautiful.

Don't beat him up too badly for this. I mean, you try reading a boxscore while driving down 35W holding a sandwich and posting while listening to the radio. Not as easy as it sounds.

They don't call him Kram for nothing. The Safeway of random grudges...kram them in anytime, any place, anywhere. GMG!

Agree...and pssst, there was more than one.

First, you missed the joke, which actually is a shot at people here in jest. Second, whoever edited that video should know better. Thanks for setting me straight. Would it help if I told you I know some swell Hispanic SMU grads so you can feel better about...something?

Better let Fatterson know the updated standings.

They really get some mileage out of that one black girl, don't they? It's like the non-UNT sports forum the day after Mia Love got elected.

When cornered, most feral animals buckle down and fight, but this species is much more rare, because it just calls everyone gay.

Do you guys like Imagine Dragons?

We're not rich, no one will collaborate with us and we don't only occasionally get beaten, though.

BE AT SMU. It works on so many levels.

Ah yes, yelling at each other about who's confrontational, angry abrasive style is more effective. If you hold it in for awhile before you exhale, you can get a pretty good buzz going off the +1/-1 vapors alone.

How do you know he wasn't calling for 7 of them plus a punt return and a defensive TD? It will really give the offense something to work on before Rice.

I see two glaring errors. 1. Each question should have been an individual thread for expanded discussion 2. Going back to the original post, we have completely neglected to talk more about the "intern who brings coffee" at the DOJ. Is he/she considered overhead? How does he bill his time? Does he have a corporate card or is he reimbursed across each paycheck? Seems like it would be tough to be keeping these huge coffee runs on the books while living paycheck to paycheck, but as long as accounting processes his reports quickly, he should be okay. Do you think he needs a lot of help with his reports? Are there special rules on total value per person he can get? Does AG Lynch say thank you? Crap...did it again.

We already tried beating SMU badly and missing a bowl twice in 9 years. It's not that great.

I have 25 follow up questions: Why was this guy visiting you?Was it training?Is he a vendor of some sort?If so, does he have a financial interest in an ongoing relationship?Does the narrative he is creating give you/your department incentive to rely on him more or deepen the business relationship?Did he seem smart?Did he seem like the kind of guy who might have heard something that sounded convincing and ran with it, not out of maliciousness, but because it sounded possible based on other common rhetoric?Have you considered that you heard something with dubious sourcing and repeated it eagerly because it fits some of the stuff you think - and it is perhaps possible someone did the same thing to this guy?Have you ever talked to a parent about a dubious email forward to reassure them it's not true? Has anyone besides CBL ever done the same thing in reverse to you?Do you consider yourself impressionable?Do you feel you often get defensive when your profession is called into any sort of negative light?Do you ever wish you could do something about the handful of bad apples on the inside or is solidarity more important these days?Do you like my hat?Do you like your hat?Have you ever questioned someone in a profession you don't work in?Do you think they enjoyed that?Do you think you were qualified to make that evaluation despite never having done that job?If a person you criticized for that job flew off the handle at you, how would you react?Does this conflict now mean you hate every person in that profession forever?Do you think our offense will look crisp on the field Saturday night?Do you think 90 and a lot of people here see these skirmishes as little more than a half-hearted chess match of rhetoric and BS to kill time?Do you see it this way?Are internet people worth doubling down or getting angry over?Sports?

Does this board have a 3 day waiting period for memes to make sure we only get them after they have been completely played out and no one takes a stray gif to the eye? Is this an admin preference?

Outside of a handful of times, when have we ever been just good enough?

Give me the good ol' days of Bill Romanowski and Ronnie Lott, please. This isn't even footbawl anymore.

He's just playin' a little fast and lose with the smack talk.

I wouldn't quite act like this kid is a lost cause for us yet. If I learned anything from the Dodge years, it's that any program is only 2-3 insulin management issues away from a QB wanting to transfer and play with his HS friends.

Forget SMU and UTSA - this is our enemy now. Study her. Know her. Become her if you have to. Sorry, Lisa. It's nothing personal.

Man, you're gonna be pissed when you learn what the internet is and how message boards work.