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Spell not telling, O'Bummer Boi.

Reading this is troubling. Missed connections...cancelled appointments...and just what sounds like a general clown show. Seriously considering what else I could do with my $1.25.

Richard Feynman ain't walking through that door.

Football Andrew, baby!

Kind of proves the top level of leadership is holding them all back if they have to sneak off for good sandwiches on game day eve. I'm ready to believe the AM conspiracy talk now.

What a sad sentence.

With this growing list of donors, perhaps we could have regular council meetings about the future of this project? As someone who has also pledged a significant amount of the total (just FYI gang - $1.25), I'd like to really make sure we stay aligned. Maybe everyone who gives a quarter could have regular meetings with leadership. What should we call those?

Can't believe they're doing all this without a healthy Carlos Peguero.

It's a simple question. Do you have any major sandwich sponsors?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8

What kind of sandwiches have you seen Lynn Hickey eat - or does she subscribe to the way outside the box line of thinking that the university doesn't even need sandwiches?

I'd like to raise an issue that is all too common around this program - presentation, or, as you jerks have done your best to turn into a punchline, PAGEANTRY. We're not sending RV some discrete Transexual Bazaar of Lady Boys and smooth, silky bottoms that need to not raise any eyebrows when Junior gets the mail. We're sending him the finest sandwich possible based on a lazy and relatively narrow set of criteria - and we need to act like it. You think Katz's deli just slaps a salami on the counter and says whatever - take it? Now look, I know Katz is in New York City, has a lot of bandwagon fans and can be a chore for a tourist, but they have a storied history of success and should be seen as an example. Why not a GMG-branded card holder, hand drawn envelope art or some other outside the box ideas I'm sure the artsy fartsy types would love to put together between trips to the welfare office? What good is an award winning art department when you're handing R FREAKIN' V a brown paper bag full of wadded napkins and a plastic card? FIX THE PROBLEM, TTG. As the largest donor of record on this project, I demand better - as should all of you.

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?

Pulling this quote with no context for the unofficial RV documentary movie project "Sub Standards." Look for it on a promotional poster next summer.

Looking down the road, CBL and I could lead the charge to get quality sandwiches to the Army game...but let's focus on fixing this problem first. I got $1.15 back from post soccer practice ice cream tonight and demanding it all be in change. It'd be easy to sit up here and wait for the rest of you to make these donations in person on Saturday, but I like to be the change I want to see in the world...so to speak. UPDATE: Found a dime on the ground and willing to make this an official $1.25 donation because I believe in the direction of this project.

This just proves what I think a lot of people have said. Right now, we're local and comfortable - able to be chummy with our sandwich guys. You look at the bigger sandwich programs, and it's not as easy to get 1:1 customer service or even an audience with a sandwich artist. While I feel bad for your situation, this is quite common and some of the major players in the sandwich scene. While I think all of us are proud that our program has never employed a predatory pedophile holding giant pants, we would also all love to have Subway's success on the field. And that's just one example. If we want to be big time, a lot of people who are used to being in the inner circle are going to have be willing to part with some sunglasses.

@Cerebus no idea what happened, but I just junked it because you took my low lob, switched it between your legs, slammed it home and broke the backboard.

At first I dismissed this as just more "yucks" from the usual suspects, but then I started looking into what our rivals are doing - namely schedule killer NAU, who RV has called out by name. Now, the explanation on the podcast was odd, but it was even more odd that NAU was on his radar. However, if you consider their promotions and the sandwich hierarchy it started making sense. They not only have enough sandwiches for their own AD, but they can freely give away vouchers for entire party platters to their fans. Think that doesn't matter? Well, it's possibly the difference between a bye week and NAU or no bye week and Portland State? It's the difference between Candace Cameron... and Kirk Cameron. I'll be mailing my change post haste. Please, put aside your biases and anger and help just make things decent for someone who needs it.

Yeah, Carlos. Endlessly bitching online is for adults with aliases!

#hit2

No. We all just have a group text with him. DM your number and I'll add you before Rice.

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