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Do you know how old bowl officials are and who's making the most money off these events or was that just fun to say? EDIT: totally missed @forevereagle above.

Nah. Just a 90 day ban for a joke about Chone Figgins

I wonder what inflates that average by a few years. EDIT: Doing the math on a piece of paper lazily, looks like without RV, the average is 6.37

Looks like we have a new arms race to be quoted in the press.

How'd he get off your fabled "Good Ol' Boy/Who Cares List" so easily?

ur not a person ur a frog, so who cares?

Congrats on the sudden influx of new accounts, usufans.com!

"He was a great donor - we just don't believe he was the chosen donor and the results have proven he's no Messiah. We believe that donor has yet to appear, but the new leadership is laying the groundwork for His coming."

I see commandment 4 is solely concerning Denny Kalk. If this goes through, is this simply a matter of respect or do we now have to offer him tributes as part of our new religion? I'd also love to see the full transcript of what @UNTLifer typed and deleted before settling on these words, but I have a feeling he will be silenced before that happens. +1 FC Dallas game recap

You thinking what I'm thinking?

You've already said too much. The guys who influence the people who influence the decision makers read this and they've forwarded it along. The wheel's in motion and there is nothing left we can do to stop the turning, Ben!

But who do we know who has a predisposition for having planes do his dirty work? /accusing ninja face

Are you saying the cupboard is bare?

That was the point of my comment. No one finishes each other's sandwiches here anymore.

What a passionate Valentine's Day you three had.

I think telling recruits something like this would never happen here is pretty much foolproof.

Batman and the Joker need each other. They're basically the same dude.

Do you and Lydia enjoy Yelp?

Which of your 5,041 posts has been most effective in solving things so far?

/Creates UNT9o Boom. Roasted.

This is all great, but kind of bummed this is the only thread I've opened so far today on the football forum without UNT90 lecturing people.

Biggest upset of 2016 so far: La Tech win, Andrew turning on Benford, or you using "couldn't care less" vs. "could care less?"

I bet they didn't even check it - probably used her contract as a bib at one of those #UNT17 supper clubs and laughed about how mad it made you.

This was discussed at the time, but quietly eliminating this evil, wicked journalism dean at the end of the year - especially if a contract is expiring - is a much more effective method that eliminates a lot of idiotic sub-options like student protests, a battle in the media, or further politicizing the obvious. I know foresight isn't really your thing, but just a thought.