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I think we both have the same conclusion here, just different methods of getting there. Using batting average for any decision in the modern era just gives me a small case of head desk. Regardless, I can't wait until 2032 when we can have this same argument about our baseball team as we curse our new/old AD, Justin Villarreal.

All by people 50 and above!

Has she been hurt? Did she just start slow has she been hearing up lately and showing signs of getting back to herself? Is 23 games more statistically significant than a full season? To act like this was an easy call because you have a batting average stat (and not slugging, obp or anything else that gives a fuller picture) is just silly.

She led the conference in homeruns last year and was one of its best players?

It's easy to forget, but there are lots of coaches not named Jones or Benford out there. I wish we had more reasons to talk about them. /coughs in direction of Bonnie Brae

Maybe he just hasn't called then yet?

Kram posts bc you touch yourself at night.

Ever think we all kind of deserve each other?

You've given me an idea for the next QB...

You're all gonna feel stupid when Sidway catches him doing squat thrusts in the athletic complex next week.

I just assumed this was the next evolution of the Lonnie Finch bit.

BREAKING: Ben wasn't alive in the 80s.

Let this be a lesson - if you're gonna do a 666th post, make sure you make the most of it.

Clicking a link in a byline is sexism?

Is this the man that cut Sidway's brakes and left magnets all over his audio recorder! !???!!11!

If someone had the time, it would be a lot of fun to play a trivia game where people post real archived quotes and then the board guesses if they are from Trump, 90, Hillary, SE-66 or FFR.

That's awesome. We have some huge fans here on the board you're going to love.

Man, just think of all the male millennials who read this stellar pitch, got excited and are now super bummed. TFLF giveth, but TFLF is gonna damn sure taketh away.

Underrated evaluation.

Enough about your genitals, what kind of watch would you buy?

Terrible, but let's not start a precedent of posting Clay Travis and his ilk on this board. We have enough of our own garbage and this isn't TexAgs. That said...#lolcorevalues #letsrideyourwife

Touche. If they're gonna play in Texas, they gotta have some pageantry in the band.

But what if I told you there was a way to do both?

Exactly - the generation that created that culture and instilled/propagated it should be ashamed.