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Sorry, but

A cure for sports chlymedia before the combine....

I posted this 4 days ago and it got deleted within 2 minutes.... I gave this gift to a certain WR who is not TO I cry foul on this sh*t I love you Lorenzo. Step 3 - open the box.

Maybe you are really Desmond Howard...

Nevermind - he just misspoke - and accidentally prepared match-up analysis - happens all the time... http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/yes-it...ding-223518.php

UTA did whatever they wanted to offensively that whole game - and don't forget we're missing a star player right now because of the anger left over from the loss. That game will haunt us more than any of the others if we don't win the conference - it's just hard to explain and looks like it will get harder to explain as the season goes on. On the other hand, its a good lesson for other games and the importance of playing hard buzzer to buzzer...

I flipped on that one a bit, but I think Koetter being a lame duck and their crappy performance last year against Rutgers (and they might have even won - I can't remember) as reason enough to take the Rainbow Warriors

HE took mine...

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/desmon...pert-223173.php

Wow - when we do lose to OU (what a huge limb to go out on to evaluate a new coaches tenure) I bet you can take off your pants, light a cigar, and feel pretty damn validated...

Philly might not get to keep one of the 3 picks because of the protection clause on it. Someone can look it up, but I think if the pick is lower than 15th someone else gets it.

If I could convey the Danny laugh here I would...but alas, we don't have the technology...

I think you're overreacting - I'd understand you and Shaft's response if we had announced a full staff but we just haven't yet. If we don't get any experienced assistants, let's have this conversation and I will be on your side, but it's a whip right now. We've had so much to shoot holes in for so long why fire bullets over a hypothetical that hasn't played out yet?

So you don't think Dodge will adjust his offense to personnel or to the teams he plays? I bet he just shows up with a SLC playbook and waits for the gameplan to work itself out. I've got a flask in my car if you'd like to join me for an after-hours drink...

I predict Todd Dodge will kill the first born of every women in Denton to make sure that the true heir to the coaching throne is never found. He will also buy gorditas for the wide receivers, but forget to get one for Zach Muzzy, who will get pissed and quit the team. Meanwhile, Dickey will buy a sailboat and name it the SS Dickey.

Except when you said DD wouldn't be fired this year.... but other than that, you totally called his replacement

I think it's done through the bookstore, but I could be mistaken. I was flooded with flyers - I guess you managed to hide away from the watchful eye of Jostens...

I heard that in the 1970s someone from Jarvis Christian vandalized our campus and made Hayden Fry carry them around the track at gun point on all fours until the rider fell asleep. Don't sleep on this game... It's payback time, mother f$#$%$%$s!!!!!

I still haven't gotten over this year's eagle sodomizing a pony t-shirt...we need more of those. Now everyone else on the board shut the hell and get out there and win some games so we can make more shirts. Oh wait, its a fan board. I thought it was a locker room and we were on the team.

Sure you want to go out on that limb...we haven't even seen Bellhaven yet...

Does anyone think JQ will have waffles for breakfast on May 13th? Please speculate.

It was a world class screw job, but last year's NBA Finals really showed me the importance of letting stuff go no matter how ridiculous it is. I applaud OU's players for not letting an early gut punch give them an easy way to bail on this year and wait to make a run next year. If I was a Sooner fan I'd take pride in that and not dwell on an incident that everyone knows was a horrible travesty - which it sounds like you are now doing (it just didn't come across that way at first.) Now get your buddies to drive faster on I-35 and we can be friends.

If you close your eyes and concentrate really hard, you'll find the porn was really inside of you all along...

Well luckily it was an inconsequential game against such a "beneath you" opponent. Yes, you got screwed and I feel for you because you could be #4 and have one loss, but your defense was lit all game. Your boys used it as a rallying point to man up and start playing better D and quit whining about what happened. Maybe you should too. It may have sucked and felt like a major league screw job but: In the grand scheme of things, that game changed nothing that would have happened this season in the big picture.

Funny you mention Oregon...