Quoner

"I don't get it, and by saying I don't get it, I get it." "Yes. You do. It's over." The obvious solution that we've been over and over again and again is staring us all in the face: MORE POSTERS! MORE THREES! MORE BILLBOARDS!

Maybe it's just the year of the post?

He consumated this gesture of goodwill by making love to the entire USC Song Girl Squad without EVER LEAVING NORMAN.

There's a happy medium to be found here, but I'm content with just making fun of the situation until work ends.

Remember that time we went to the Mavs game in the early 90s and they lost by 47 to the Bulls? Anywho, in the third quarter (Mavs employee) Keith Grant comes up to me and just gives me a hug for what felt like hours, and I was like "cool, thanks man." He just smiled and said "We'll get through this little buddy." We laughed for a few hours about the funny moments sports gives us all, waited for the players to stop talking to the fans and get in the showers (I mean come on guys, there's only so much we expect!), and then decided to grab a beer at the MAT with Toni Braxton and Jason Kidd. Jim Jackson was pissed because we totally put cayanne pepper in his shampoo- ROFLMAO! Finally at three in the morning Popeye Jones drove us each home and said he hoped to see us at the next home game. He even gave me his jersey - and a chunk of his right ear because they were magic, regenerating ears. That night made me love the Dallas Mavericks forever, win or lose.

Screen and roll? Pick and pop? 2-3 zone? A designed three? I NEED ANSWERS!

Glad to see someone listening to that fairly even thread instead of getting indignant because most people in Texas have subconscious allegiances to the bigger schools anyway and the same 10 always bash A&M and UT every time they come up.

Wait, if the dorm promotions were the best someone ever saw...but dorm students never go to the games...what did I miss?

More posters!!!! *Turns over, waves goodbye, shoots self in head

I nominate the ol' reach around...

Jubmotron might be the coolest word I've seen all day. Could this be something George sponsors?

Everything you just said is an athletic director's job to make happen - whether through his current staff or necessary additions. And college athletics will never pay that much: too many people want to do it. PS: Not shooting down this idea in the least, but just adding commentary

Cough...look over here.

What an unfortunate name.... (in the DRC story)

I have an invitation I'd like to extend her way... OR I'm sorry. Whammy

$20 if you fondle Willis while you frisk him, and then ask if he wants to fight about it....

Your money is on the dresser. You knew what this was... J/K Gonna get us locked...

I have friends? Who knew that making consistent gay innuendos was the true road to internet popularity... See, me and Skip Bayless are really just cut from the same cloth...

Wow, what an FU you to the Robocop guy and Roy Orbison. Quoner Field House (and gentlemen's spa) has a nice ring to it though. I can imagine the statue outside now... Sigh.

I'm gonna pour scolding hot coffee on my junk! Top that!

Barry Switzer won a Super Bowl pretty quick...if we want to make this non-sensically about Cowboy's coaches... Both sides are arguing, and the side I agree with seems to be making the bigger idiots of themselves...as has been the case most of the year (not just related to this post, but trying to kick ebone, sbg and others in the nuts for no reason is just dumb.) They are good fans entitled to opinions no matter what you think of them. The only thing that unites our fans is blind hatred for Dickey, not even a freaking NCAA berth changes things. GMG! Say what you will about the VOY Board, but they do a much better job of laying out an argument. I don't call it VOY anymore though - I prefer the Chris Fisher panel of champions (POC board.)

Playmaker promised me a riot - you know, because our students are so passionate and just need to see more posters and stuff...

It's simple - the team's success makes anyone who was pessimistic a bad fan. That's why when the Red Sox won most of their negative fans just refused to acknowledge it. You've got to man up and ask yourself: how can I be more like the real fans in this thread?

Not to poop in the cheerios, but can anyone name the two teams from last year's play-in game without looking? Who watched it last year? Anything is HUGE progress and should be CELEBRATED, but saying we're getting this crazy exclusive free ad space might be over-spinning... To review: -Win tonight -Be happy about it -If we get play-in game, win it -Prefer to get a 15 seed or higher 16 so we can go straight to the real thing. -Upset Ohio State after is revealed that Greg Oden is 39 -Become George Mason

Doesn't that prove they are watching basketball? Projecting ASU to win and finish 19-14 with a bad OOC schedule is a lot different then a 10 loss WKU team. They predict the most likely scenarios. I HATE ESPN more than words could ever express... and I know this board hates every rating system and loves to assume its unfair (except that well respected mid major 25 poll found in the small of some fat chicks back) but come on...