Quoner

The Detroit/Calgary game had considerable amounts of embarrassing goonery that created its 18 penalties. As for the Stars, if the refs call it that way, you either fight it out, dive to get your own calls, or deal with it. The Stars did nothing. The phantom high sticking call on might of been my favorite though. I have seen the Tippet coached Stars wine and cry at home when a team gets a bunch of PP (one year I saw the Oilers win a game where Fraser awarded 10 PPs and the fans threw beer at him as he left the ice), but the old Stars used to just take care of it. When they killed the 5-3 last night, I let myself believe this team had reached that point. My bad. However, whining after a loss is very unbecoming - the team crapped away two home games that were a waste of my time and money to attend and that lost them the series. The only reason this isn't a total waste is that Turco finally got his confidence restored and the team got a taste of what kind of effort is required to win. Until they add a Chris Drury time of leader and banger who plays like Morrow, they will be lucky to win a round or two every post season. Unfortunately, Tom Hicks is a douche and won't rebuild this team because he's too busy stuffing soccer balls in his vagina.

I don't know, I kind of like the Jazz over the Heat.

Think his mom ever made it rain?

BG asked for that schedule in year one to build confidence and teach the kids to win. I couldn't find a link, but there are a few members where he talks about how it helped shape his team. They opened strong in OOC, then played Kansas tough on the road that year and blew out Texas in the first half of the conference season, then knew how to take care of the weaker teams.

Better extend Jones now....

oops wrong thread. And I think bryan316 is right on the Xbox stuff - all the first gen sports games were done quickly/lazily to get them out the door for the system launch.

I'll pay $30 to make playmaker's t-shirt say "Quoner Rules" across the back. $35 for "Quoner's Bitch."

I'm like a machine...

That's crazy talk. What else could be a greeting OR mean goodbye...

Whelp, turns out the Arkansas media and fans are just delusional, crazy f'ers. Next thing they'll know they'll think you can have a title worthy football team without a decent quarterback and never get exposed in a 13 game season by superior coaches like Urban Meyer and Pete Carroll. Oh wait...did that happen? http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=2817721

Are you willing to talk about your experience on Family Feud?

WVU - because of this: http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/the-real-tr...-man-247727.php

You're just jealous I won 78 cents and a Tina Yother's photo in my NIT bracket pool....

Damn I'm good.

Air Force: wins wars MSU: Gave us Erik Dampier Clemson: Gave us noted ambiguous kicking legend Jad Dean and crapped the bed after looking like a top 10 most of the year WVU: Want to know if fans will riot if they win the NIT. also, gave the world Adam "Pacman" Jones, made me want to make it rain, and provided Pittsnoggle. Based on this expert analysis, give me WVU over Clemson and $81K in singles...

Eh, I'm just bored. We can stage a slap fight or call it a day. I miss basketball.

WHAT!? I'm outraged! Someone should fire this assho.... Oh. What? We hired Todd Dodge? Nevermind. Let's all go design more helmets.

That's the first funny retort you ever had. +1, my friend, +1. At our office, there is this little Philipino kid named Ijuay and when he read your post he was confused. We've been teaching him English for about 2 months now and we have him turn in this weekly writing reports. For every mistake, he is whipped by Rajin, our boss and landlord. We let him read a few of your posts and he just started crying. When we asked why, he said "Mr. Quoner, this Playmaker, he must suffer more than all the tsunamis in the world." We whipped him for saying something that made no sense, but somehow he made his point. God bless that little freak and his magic hands of butter. Anyway, let's just savor your +1 in peace.

I cut and paste this post and let my office read it. They all say thanks for making lunch a little more fun.

My money is on the fact that you let UNTPlaymaker post under your screen name (or you drank all afternoon.) J/K

We need a new tortilla/game tradition - so here's my idea: If we beat OU, we all have sex with Bob Stoops. It will totally catch him off guard - twice.

This sure is a lot of end result smack from a board that tried to rationalize a loss to UTA....you know, because it was the replay monitor's fault. Also, have you seen all the articles saying maybe NT was better than we thought because Memphis is in the Elite Eight. No? Damn it.... TAMU didn't deserve to win that game and got what they deserved, but when did you guys become so arrogant and knowledgeable about basketball? Who's going to kick off the draft talk? I have Harold Stewart going early in round 2....

Yawn - I call that a quiet Tuesday. What does Tim Hardaway think?

My foreskin can cover the North Endzone and also touch the goal post. Is that enough to lock this?

CLINTON-DICKEY IN '08!!!