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Who gets custody of "Taint," "Merkin" and the fakes?

Are you advocating spending $25 to not talk to Mandy?

The art of persuasion at its best:

No one gets a masters in sports management to learn to spell. Besides, if spelling was so important in brochures we wouldn't see so many typos in them. Oh we don't. Damn.

Blasphemy

Which brings me to my next point: Most Dallas sports fans are a bunch of front running, good-time Charley, what-have-you-done-for-me-lately homer douches who don't live and die by their team for more than a week or two at a time. You can call it "being a winner's town" but it just reeks of a $30k millionaire false sense of entitlement. That's why everything fails here - nothing can be built. Look at the Rangers - lost to one of the greatest baseball teams ever assembled a few years - blow it up and start again and run off Doug Melvin. Look at the Stars - Ran off Hitch during rough 2001 season - brought it a bunch of offense first non-system players and have been playing catchup ever since because people stopped going when the team was 6 games above .500. Look at the Cowboys - No one wanted to claim them when they went back from Super Bowl to dealing with the cap again. Look at the Mavs - Best decade the franchise has ever seen with two crushing disappointments and no one wants to even acknolwedge their home team anymore. Maybe that's why our school's fanbase sucks too. Hot. Sports. Opinions.

That's not a fair stereotype - I'm one of the nation's finest fundraising Log Cabin Republicans. Oh, and we're working hard on a new North Texas Unicorn Stadium - very hard I'm a bird and I'm gay...yaaaaay!

Let's name it Ramon Flanigan, or just Sweet Flanny.

TWO - you happy?

Something is being lost in translation. Separate floors or not, when they host many, many college games there, they play on a floor with an NBA AND college line painted on. No one freaks out or gets confused. If we carried two sets of lines here, it is not that big a deal. That is all I meant. Additional lines = basketball apocalypse!

You can't spell Jesus without the letters R and V.

I guess they need to change the NIT semifinals, preseason NIT, and Big East Conference Tournament then until Madison Square Garden can stop wasting time painting an extra line.

Politics Man, Politics Man, doing things that politics can.... Evrybody sing along!

I know - especially on this particular board it didn't seem like an unreasonable point for someone to try to make. I kind of like that someone took me seriously for 5 minutes.

Sarcasm is a tough thing

HANGING Unless...ohhhh.....nevermind. The Florida thing.

I think you're very special. Have you asked?

That's why they never have NCAA games in pro arenas. Too many lines.

We also wore an onion on our belt because it was the style at the time.

Am I being called out? I can't figure out if I should hate you or kiss you on the lips.

If you can help some marginally attracted dancer win a contest, you can certainly help the nicest piece of ass to ever play of this proud university!

Great - the kiss of death. I fear our postseason traditions transfered across each other when the Mavs trained up here. Like Freaky Friday, but with much crappier results, because you can't turn it off or stare at Lohan's jugs.

I once pooped in a trash can outside a hospital to win $10. Sadly, Grandpa refused to pay up.

I've got a flask in my car if you'd like to join me for an after hours drink.