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Trust me, it stops nothing.

"Fixed" is the bit that keeps on giving...

CBL, you are apparently the worst thing to happen to America since integration... freedom isn't free.

Fixed.

My money is on Vizza.

Dickey touched me.

I hear he wanted a place to fight his dogs...

I guess ESPN radio really taught him how easy it is to make a story out of packaging and selling nostalgia. People will always lap it up when the team is down...especially in this market. You sure "told" us Dale... you cockbag.

No offense meant here, but what a useless thread...

I just wanted to make the day I hit 900 posts special. I want to give every troll a chance to see that if they work hard, have some passion for a school and embrace the majesty of off-color commentary, they too can enjoy the same success I have. I close with this: http://asdfhj.com/wp-content/hockeyjesus7bq4po9gj.jpg

I hope you meant second worst. But yes, Perry sucks.

Wow, I almost feel bad screwing with you to amuse myself because you gave me a new sig. The only other place I've been called a legend was the Motel 6 just south of Buffalo...

Today Dodge2007 will be playing the role of bitter a-hole. Join him next week when he will revert back to Todd Dodge fan boy. Book your tickets now.

Are you saying that bankrupting a league is worse than a betting scandal? What would Bart Giamatti say to that? Or Paul?

I like to still pretend I'm the dude in the black.

You just hate intelligent, reasoned, even debate sir. I would never sidetrack the masses to amuse myself. If we are ever going to solve the problems of US/Muslim relations it will be done on the same page where people gather to determine the usefulness of helmet stickers. So join us, mostly white people, one confirmed Indian guy, a couple of black guys - including a cop, and that one old dude who is part Indian. Help us solve the worlds problems where they were meant to be solved.

Cool update, but I hope you're never asked to ID a criminal line up. This is kind of like in the Cable Guy where Ben Stiller is crying and saying "he was big, and he was definitely....Asian"....

Schloppy finally got on the field last night after an eight day vacation to face off against MTSU. He hit the ground running, literally - with 200 yards rushing in the first quarter on the way to a 28-0 lead. The MUTS did not want Bush to beat them up high, but they were content to let him ironically pound them with the option all day. Once they adjusted, Bush opened up the spread and kept piling it on to the tune of a 56-0 lead at the half. MTSU was not broken though - and nor was the catch up AI. With a corner back running in the wrong direction because of a computer glitch, the MUTS opened the second half with an 80 yard bomb for a TD, breaking the shutout and opening a flood gate of bad emotions. NT answered with their own bomb, and just to exert dominance, went for 2 and got it. This did not make the ribosomes happy... and led to an exchange of touchdowns and two point conversions that ended with NT scoring on a hail mary with 4 seconds left and going for two, leaving a final score of 106-21. It's going to be tense up in there house next year, but, you know, that's how Schloppy rolls.... Final stats: 305 yards rushing, 5 TDs on 15 carries; 18-25 for 436 yards and 7 TDs, 1 INT Next scheduled game is Sunday or Monday against Troy.

Txags did break the OU scandal first. They should spend more time debating helmet stickers like real fans do...

We should start talking about how fun it would be to change those uniforms and what we think of them. Who's in!!!!???? and Tasty Greek, I can start giving game by game updates on the adventures of my three UNT created players - Rocky Shocker, Red McTaint, and Schloppy Bush if that would help. Rocky is now a Cleveland Brown with 2 Super Bowl titles in Madden 06, Red is a Detroit Lion with one title in 07, and Schloppy is a junior leading a top #25 team on 07. Who should be the new UNT create-a-player for 08? Scrunchy McTestes? Andre de Balsac? Hot Carl?

Colt Brennan and Chang both had night vision surgical implants, so you proved nothing.

No, you blame everyone else around him. Don't you know anything about corporate accountability?

Just realized I switched up a previously existing joke - sorry SA... But that doesn't change my point whatsoever.

I think you're way off base, but also looking at this all wrong. Now that we have Dodge, everyone will let down their guard against the draw. IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO USE IT. We lull them to sleep with our boring forward pass, and then unleash the hammer on the ground on 3 and 17. You're an idiot if you don't agree. Nay, you're an a-hole.

I love that real, tangible recruiting news gets a handful of replies, but a thread on stickers and helmet colors gets 8 billion replies. Grab your heels and shiny clutches, you bunch of girls....