Quoner

That is a perfect term for our fan base: whinning. Whining + winning. The problem is now there is much more whining than winning. /Dad joke - rock me!

This is big

It's an automatic program; if your ticket gets scanned it automatically generates an email that the ticket office can customize and send. The Stars use it too - and anyone who uses Ticketmaster software has the same option. It's the miracle of barcode scanners. Just like Drex says - computers are a miracle. Except to me. Personally, I would rather believe that RV types each message personally in a dusty room with a swinging lamp.

No joke, but you'd notice if I didn't quote it.

Hopefully not the one who played running back at BC though. How does Chaz Kenneth Green sound?

I like the strategy to change his name. There is a lot of negative things associated with "Nate Newton." Maybe when this all blows over, we can welcome back our new cornerback William Greene!

We could plant pot or guns on them in an effort to be more like Texas. That is how they usually get rid of their spares.

I like ribs!

That was a loooong post. But it was good.

He can only appear if we all really believe and wish really hard. Then...poof!... free coats for everyone!

Imagine if a reporter besides Vito takes the case...

I think the solution here is to switch Micah to DB and then recruit a new RB for next year.

Nice. Please post more. And/or write for Tina Yothers...

Her body is perfect for Quoner's needs.

Have her call me in 9 months. We know what happened last time...

Yeah - stick to coaches and adminstrators!

Damn it - that is twice today I have mis-typed what I wanted to say. I meant to say pretty much what you said and say it was a wonder McD's even took the case to court after this woman's trauma plus the several other similar cases. It came out as regurgiated dog crap. I guess some of the posters really are contagious here. I am going to sleep and bathe myself in the morning until the stupid comes off.

I agree with you - but the McDonald's suit was an odd combination of corporate ego, repeat offenses and a few other factors where it almost makes it seem like a slam dunk the woman didn't win. Once they reduced her damages, it really wasn't that big a deal. There's actually a Risk Management class on campus that features that case as one of the opening items. Thanks Brenda Wells!

If only.... sigh... /innuendo

Pending a work issue, I'm about 90% sure I am there. We could cook brats, play some grade A quality grab ass and find the world's greatest sexy time photo.

That's small time thinking.

Unless you are on a local Christian station, then you just let it all hang out.

We still have a blog?

I didn't mean to attack you at all - in fact I won't ever attack you on this topic. All I suggested is make an offer to help or a complaint to the collective group and you decided that you were singled out and have taken something personally I didn't mean. The "way to go" comment was not meant sarcastically and I reread and saw it completely came out that way - especially coming from me. My apologies. I actually have been in the real world for awhile. I don't have kids yet but I am sure once I take a kid onto the field I will be much more equipped to discuss that the AD is short-staffed - especially because some AD folks see the gameday experience as an exercise in delegation. I'm not calling out names here, but I think I'm generally more critical of the AD that some of the posters here. The only time I stick up for them is when someone doesn't know how a process works. The failure is not on some spare intern or one of the facilities guys; it is a failure to expect a person to manage getting everyone on and off the field while also checking clothes and turning people away. A 1-2 minutes conversation barring someone will make the entire process run off of the game script and could get the team penalized. I agree with Eagle1855 - the rule should be enforced, but it requires someone else. The AD has shown they don't have the resources for whatever reason to do that, so why not have the fans get involved? That is all I am suggesting. When something like this fails, Rick needs to know. Leading with an offer to help is probably the best way to reach out to someone who loves positive or constructive feedback. This isn't a stadium or coach hiring issue - this is something the fans can legitmately and should want changed. I find it funny that this is what everyone decided to focus on after the game, but hey, if it gets fixed, we are all winners. Except Texas Douche (not you LongJim.)

I'll bring the sexy.