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Banners really are a slow, slow burn solution. Also, what a fun difference in editorial coverage. The lesson on banner history was also enjoyable.

You're too kind. I'd settle for Muscle-Lini or the Pizza Inn Nazi.

Can't Sack a Gawea? Poca-Handpass? Dances with Endzones? Smoke Signal Caller? Reign Dance?

Edit: Fine is not poo. These ideas are bad and you should all feel bad.

Does that mean the university already made the decision there, too? Anyone at the FIU Beacon who is *on* this?

Look at him positioning his staff to succeed and delegating without taking credit.

When is someone gonna innovate with a helicopter or drone?

Just too hot for you. Maybe he thinks you're a snowman and she's just warm. Think about it.

Turn up the volume and let this wash over you. https://mobile.twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/775889123865354240/video/1

Gaetan Dugas was none too happy about it either, but luckily this was the 80s and awareness just wasn't there yet.

Stop what you're doing and go(at)se(e) this web page!

Thought the Quaker Oats were Penn State. Might want to check facts. I had always read Gatorade was developed at Mississippi State and called Staterade, but the patents were allowed to expire and Steve Spurrier bought them and rebranded. Not true?

Great work release program for talented student athletes. Joseph Marcelleti is a huge fan Tebow and his papa don't care for pro-Vatican folk in the Philippines

Maybe @Cerebus could do a poll to see if people think we will beat those 3 teams at this point in time.

Please don't @ me. I'm trying to sleep.

Just not as soft as when my wife's sister stays over. Not sure what's different.

Question - my large son keeps watching cable after I go to bed, but when I wake up and go in the room, he's passed out with a scrambled picture showing something old like Ishtar. Can you contact the cable company and fix this please? Also think we need to change detergent for sheets and blankets because they've been feeling off. Any recs?

I'm not knocking him at all...just creating a narrative that paints him as entitled and lazy from my own conjecture. That's all I'm doing. Wish him the best!

That's what I like about these college band threads, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Very cool - and to clarify just in case, hair flips are not remotely a moral failing or issue for debate. Hair flips simply are.

This would severely impact the joyous BB halftime game of "count the choreographed hair flips." #Cloutier4eva

I wish I loved my wife as much as you love Chad Davis.

Probably stressful for Hammel knowing he has to pitch again tonight in Chicago. Not sure if any pitcher has carried such a strange workload before? Last night sent Hamel from the top of the AL ERA leader board to second behind Quintana. Meanwhile, two guys with lower ERAs than Cole enjoying the NL are former Rangers propsects Tanner Roark and Kyle Hendricks. Be sure to thank Christian Guzman and Ryan Dempster for the memories next time you see them.