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And if you ever read KSK, you already know about the sulking LT action figure, available at Toys R Us! http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2651563

I don't give a shit that he was hurt or anything else. You get off your ass and you cheer for your team, not pull down your visor and cry about it. He did the same act in the Colts game. It's not the non-laying, it is the lack of reaction or cheering into the game. If he is going to take it upon himself to call out teams like the Patriots when he loses games like last postseason, he can at least clap and wave a towel like you see most guys do. To repeat: I'm not calling him out for missing time. I am annoyed he couldn't find the time to cheer for his team. Go read a Charger fan blog if you think I'm the only one. I am not familiar with the opinions of Primetime on this nor do I care. He is worthless. Deion will probably have some free time to beg for coaching openings the way he begged for ours last year because he sucks at life. He will never get a chance to molest or adopt or whatever the hell he did to kids like Devine again. I imagine him now as the Michael Jackson of troubled high school athletes with star potential. I said nothing about LT's toughness and I'm going to go grow up now so I can handle a big boy issue like running back play. I do however love that greenminer entertained the idea that I have a source with the Chargers. I often take Josh Lewin horseback riding.

Nope - this is worth mocking. Probably not worth celebrating, but worth a joke.

Maybe LT quitting on his team and sulking on a bench in a helmet was a sign of deeper issues. Maybe LT will push for SD to hire Fran as his position coach ?

Maybe UNTPlaymaker is Tony Romo?

Unless you happened to follow his NFL career where he got both himself and Jeff George fired in Atlanta and then followed one playoff season with a 3-13 stinker; followed by a 3-7 disaster with the Chargers. He pissed off the organizations, fans and players everywhere he went that cared about holding him accountable and had an NFL record of 22-36 (.348.) You might as well hire Lee Corso. /Tongue in cheek, but remembers watching shit Atlanta teams with family

New content is always good content. Just look at the crap we put out on TY.

Oh I know he is smart. That's why I included the contagious comment. I think if I spent 11 years in Lubbock I would end up communicating solely by flinging poo. It's a testament to his brilliance that he can still make words work good and stuff despite being around there. Plus, I want to bait the West Texas supporters because I am mad I am working today.

Well just off the top of my head: -They can't read or spell -It's contagious - unless "truely," "poulation" and "peole" are now words -They push back their start times to get their pathetic fan base drunk enough for game time -Tech football wins nothing -Tech football runs a gimmick system where they can hope for a low top 25 ranking in their most successful years -Why go to Lubbock if you are a running back or defensive player? -Bob Knight might shoot you or cancel your radio interview by being a little bitch Anyone care to add?

That needs to be the town sign for that crap hole.

Yeah.... thank God. That was....close.

Even God and the refs weren't enough to stop the unstoppable tidal wave that is Eli Manning.

I second that. Thanks to everyone who put it in Jesse's vag. (Will he laugh or flip out and threaten to kill me in person? Text 1 for laugh. Text 2 for flip out.)

I've sworn it off since May 2007.

Still with this? If TYSports is turning on you for bringing up SMU, you might have a fixation.

Thanks for the license plate. Can't wait to watch you sleep!

Maturity... never! I just posted because seeing myn ame on this thread will make the admins blink twice - like when you see a baby arm.

If they are Slow-io, what does that make Michigan?

When Ralph Wiggum grows up, he wants to be an insaneer!

balls?

"It was something that was really, really on the edge of like, gay porn. When it's real bad football, that's what we call it: gay porn. Something you just don't want to watch. Something you just don't want to see on TV. Something you don't even want to talk about. That's gay porn." Ummm, what? Good thing John Amaechi didn't play football...

We think an intern wrote the release himself. Or maybe Greggo during a bender.

mine had a proposition in it that would make Dennis Rodman blush.

I'm jealous. I haven't had an angry PM in weeks.

They can't talk about Greggo because of legal issues. The Dallas Observer has covered all of this pretty well - both in the magazine and on the Unfair Blog. I'd catch up there and then you can pwn some ticket n00bs all over the place.