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He'll never pay for his own beer the rest of his life as far as me and @CaribbeanGreen are concerned.

They might just not enjoy your scalding taeks, Ben!

It happens to the best of us and it's nice to not be reading a bunch of jokes about how we won't lose this weekend.

We got picked up by Brazzers - info still pending. Probably want to grab the subscription now and then just search "Mean Green" and "triple option" to find what you need. (seriously, it's a bye week)

Beat Marshall and have the most active thread the beginning of next week be about CougarKing?

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will ogle dem fat tittays! GMG!

WHAT PARADOX HAVE YOU OPENED HERE? /slams report button for 10 minutes on both posts

Thank goodness jpegs can't stick together?

This girl is probably in her late 30s now, Rick. Time marches on! #gwtogmt

Huge fan of telling teens to get f**ked. Nice work, hero!

Huge bombshell right here.

Good and comprehensive are very debatable, but it was still worth every penny because of the end result.

It's OK to say you were wrong. No one will judge you. It's safe here now.

15 pages and it had a lot of pictures, eh? That's good consulting. Also, since I'm looking on mobile, is there a full copy of it anywhere on the DRC site I'm not seeing?

Since Gooding, Mailbox and a few others seem to have benched themselves the last few weeks, it's good to see Andrew step up - especially with our depth so shaky this season.

Yeah, this is probably one of those situations. Not sure the first responder honoree demo is the same as the random middle school parent, but the AD could probably find a consultant to help make sure.

Missed the part where I mocked the promotion or cause or praised UNT athletics, but point taken and thanks for your service to Dallas.

Pretty classy of SMU to finally return all the love @emmitt01 has shown them over the years.

Well, now we're never gonna learn your backstory. I feel like a real cuck....almost lower than the Joe Paterno statue when it fell over. Also...you're. EDIT: We're fighting because you can't read a joke about someone else correctly, so maybe time to just sit a few plays out and get amped for the next series?

My bad...I never got the UTSA Fan backstory pamphlet. Glad to see UTSA and UNT are deadlocked at one bandwagon fan a piece. I also am not quite sure you know what triggered means, but I hope you continue to use it well in all your online interactions, especially the ones where you have to explain you aren't really mad and it is all funny to you.

No to both. Guessing they don't teach reading comprehension at UTSA?

I like the defense mechanism in play here. Lots of people like me or are even ambivalent towards me, it's just that gosh darn 90 is so dedicated to being mean.

I haven't seen him but I'll keep an eye out! UPDATE: Put on the TV, I found the piece of shit on the news.

Alterrnate thread title: People haven't paid attention to me for awhile and I'm down about OU.