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http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_...n?urn=nfl,91291 Also, Tasty's cheese-flavored hero might be back again after all: http://deadspin.com/5021546/brett-favre-se...t-nfl-live-says What a gamer.

I also learned that you have trouble using quote tags on your second post. It's hard to take the same 5-6 people arguing the same points seriously. Plus fuel and social media are big parts of my job so this just makes this thread feel like work.

I'm most baffled by - the use of - hyphens.

How do you categorize the guy who proudly plays brick breaker on his blackberry at full volume while pooping? We have an unidentified colleague doing this and there is much debate if he is a villain or hero...

I missed most of this today, but the main takeaways seem to be that we deserve oil and public transportation is for poor people.

How is this game similar to that at all - other than the use of the word Michigan in one team name?

I said what I said. I wonder if Clay's wife is as hot as the TE's.

To GB - in your honor I will spend one day not hating the Redskins! Clay Cooley is #1! Yay! /shoots self, but still offers support

This seems as good a spot as any to put in a plug for my new favorite website: http://failblog.org/

Homonym pwn3d!

Funny, my friends at the Richards Group told me that you role out an arrogant and annoying campaign before winning anything because Justin Willis scored more touchdowns than Doak Walker. I'm such a media n00b.

GETTING OUR GUNS UP!!!!! /embarrassed to have crapped on such a well-thought and researched post

Good to hear. I'll still make jokes about it from a strictly comedy standpoint (you don't get a pass for nazi's), but that was good of him to address. Maybe you can join us for some Chimay White during football season too!

Ahh - don't blame me. Just saw it was from Slate: http://www.slate.com/id/2193798/. I didn't want to make anyone have to do my work for me, so there's the sourcing.

From: [Redacted] To: [Redacted] Subject: WHO IS BARACK OBAMA? There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones. Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower. Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep. A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM. Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING. Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG. Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups. There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY. Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American. Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW. Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH. Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL. Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT. Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.

Huh? What work do I get people to do? Your familiarity with playgrounds makes me think you know more than you let on. I'd love to join you for a beer - maybe a Chimay White if we go fancy - but I have some Sunday family plans. Maybe during the season? I work close to Euless - we could always meet out there. Also, why not address meangreenacct's question?

You'll rue the day you passed on the meatiest, cheesiest solution of all!

Is he off the DL? I seem to recall a thread about how he makes the Angels offense go?

You're a big boy. Pop in the Google at work or show it to the Mrs. at home.

How did Smith throw the ball 30 times that game? It felt like 4. The box score of 34 passes and 33 rushes kind of makes us all seem a little melodramatic.

I just want to make everyone turns their sarcasm detectors on to full power before reading that sentence.

I went to both games and think that happened in the one in Fort Worth. No mention of the broken leg in the recap, but a second QB did come on and lead them on a few short drives. This was either great defense or bad offense (probably somewhere in the middle.) Think we'll see a boxscore like this on either side of the ball this year?

I'm not a puppet and I don't jerk my knees.

To be fair, sometimes NAMBLA sites have the best scoop on the Dallas Cowboys. You got to go where the information is, man.

And how!