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Good things are happening for Derrick Thomas!

KEEP POLITICS OFF THE BOARD!!! Good things are happening for the 1968 Olympic Podium Ceremonies!

What will the fake hypocrites do?

Some lead. Some follow. RV leads.

As TY Sports dies its slow and painful death, I decided to go back through and see what was said about Riley and the program. Here's the highlights: Tasty interviews Tim MacMahon (question in bold): http://tysports.blogspot.com/2007/10/tim-m...y-hot-seat.html Me messing my pants over Riley: http://tysports.blogspot.com/2007/07/newsf...ences-14th.html Good times, man. Good times.

In my experience, it always does.

Eerily enough...that soundtrack is going on my desktop right now at work. There's the deltoids of compassion....the abs of being kind...

Accusing regular fan FAIL

I've been safe since 2005. They are very tolerating here as long as don't pat them on the junk after touchdowns.

Good things are happening for effeminate queers!

Good. Now, if we could retire ALL "good things" posts this afternoon, I would gladly get in line on this.

Fighting a tired cliche with an even more tired cliche? Genius, Fonz. Pure genius.

I don't measure the season in wins and losses or touchdowns allowed vs. touchdowns scores or all that Moneyball statistical crap. Really, it's all about getting out what you put in. The more good things in the better, so I am predicting 100 good things this season - starting with the 8 so far this offseason!

There's not a Chinaman's chance that he reads books.

Pizza Inn Nazi = Art Briles

GREAT THINGS ARE HAPNING FOR EXCUOSE MAKERS! Sun Belt refs always suck.

Bad things are happening for the local Chili's!

GOOD THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR DAN QUAYLE'S MURPHY BROWN SPEECH!!!!!

Doyle King?

Too late sir.

If there is one thing this thread is about, it's tonight's game!

and a nice Harry Connick Jr. medley

Well, Miami was playing LSU, so douche is not in play - at least initially. That said, there are a few things to consider: -Most Miami fans are not real except when the team is winning titles. I work with a former cheerleading alum and all she talks about is A-Rod being a creepy douche who hangs around trying to bang young girls at half-empty stadiums from time to time. -Miami itself is a pretty good private school excluding the athletes. Is your brother an alum? For us: If you're going to make a joke about the hurricane, you need to form it. If you were a neutral observer of the game who wanted a sick laugh, then yes, the random weather-related jersey is okay. However, if you are a Mean Green fan, why not try the following: -Get the band to play "It's raining men" -Yell "don't break the levy" before every FT -Make a "George Bush doesn't care about UNO" banner -"You're doin' a hell of a job, Pasternack" Also, I would do none of these things.

Simeon Rice likes this idea though: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/rumors/post/Si...?urn=nfl,137267

If he's looking for currently crappy schools with no job openings, why not Syracuse, TAMU, Iowa State, Vandy, Miss St., Indiana, Washington or WSU? Also, the thought of Gruden working with Riley with his history of "loving and nurturing" his QBs is just scary.