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Trombone. I wanted to play jazz trombone. Don't be so quick to judge us either.

Green P1 - Line Four Guy called. He wants the less successful version of his bit back. Boom Roasted

So what comes first? UTA's facility or ours?

Vito, you negative bastard. I guess UTA inflated the market.

Get the tape measure.

Thanks - I think it means nothing, but I really did. In all seriousness, congrats on yours as well. I mean, now look at us, living the dream.

3.85...I bet I "no" what t"he" B's were in I had a 4.0. Because I am awesome.

Or Ed Hochuli.

I'm just pissed we had a double digit lead at halftime and barely won by double digits. If there's one thing to be learned from watching basketball, it's that big leads should be expanded. Also, I went to sleep in the third quarter of the Mavs game when they were up 15. What did they win by? 20? 25?

The Obamicon site is clearly the next step in poster technology. Why did McCain sit on his thumbs while this site was built from scratch? You didn't even hear of an Obamicon three months ago and NOW IT HAS PASSED HIM BY! McCain is just now sending emails that he wants to seek reelection in 2010. He needs to Twitter that crap and start adding hot chicks and beer pronto or he will just be a speed bump in UTSA, er Michael Steele's rearview mirror.

Please don't ever refer to anyone on this board as "the cool kids." We are all sad, pathetic mouth-breathers that deserve your scorn.

He inherited them though. Let him really get his team together without having to finish an election and an inauguration before you pass judgement.

They are pimping the great work of Kevin Fralicks to make this possible on the Hardline right now. Where do I know that name from? Good times.

He needs four years - he didn't have time to put a staff together for this problem!

The lead story on SplashNewsOnline right now - some girl from a show I don't watch has an orange tan. In related news, TYSports might come back from the dead to interview Tom Leppert about the downtown convention center by waiting outside his house to ask a question at 6 am.

This isn't for us - it's a vanity project probably hashed out over a bong because there are enough people who are dumb enough for this. Breakdowns and redemption have made the headlines so much lately (The Wrestler, Britney Spears, etc) that I guess they thought it would be a good idea to parody the entire story arc for their own amusement. I have an ex-girlfriend who loved this guy more than anyone else on the planet since gladiator and I really hope she is enjoying this crap.

Actually not so much on the 3-9 thing. It is comparing their prediction last year to the actual season result. They had us going 3-9 and we went 1-11.

He's gonna make Casey Affleck a lot of money. You know, Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler went on Letterman too.

Happened to me yesterday. I signed out, deleted my GMG.com cookie and then relogged in and it went back to default. I'm sure there is an easier way, but confusingly enough, I'm too lazy to find it.

You stay classy, soccer: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerins...k_incident.html

And so gently passes the end of an era...

GREEN P1 - scorned. That, or someone figures you have been Bob Barker'd.

I POLICE THE BOARD - even the section made for this crap. WHY WON'T YOU TAKE A SMU KA DECISION SERIOUSLY! IT'S SERIOUS! THIS IS NOT FORREST GUMP! I award points to two and scorn to others. I am the final say!

Coach said to fake right And break left Watch out for the pick And keep an eye on defense Gotta run the give and go And take the ball to the hole But don't be afraid To shoot the outside "J" Just keep ya head in the game Just keep ya head in the game And don't be afraid To shoot the outside "J" Just keep ya head in the game U gotta Get'cha get'cha head in the game We gotta Get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game (repeat 3x) Let's make sure That we get the rebound 'Cause when we get it Then the crowd will go wild A second chance Gotta grab it and go Maybe this time We'll hit the right notes Wait a minute It's not the time or place Wait a minute Get my head in the game Wait a minute Get my head in the game Wait a minute Wait a minute I gotta Get my, get my head in the game You gotta Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game (repeat 3x) Why am I feeling so wrong My head's in the game But my heart's in the song She makes this feel so right (SPOKEN) Should I go for it Better shake this, yikes! I gotta Get my, get my head in the game You gotta Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game (repeat 4x)

We made T-Bag shotgun a medical bag of donkey piss once. Well, at least we thought it was that. something fell out and we realized all too late that it was the dean's new kidney being express mailed in a cooler. We're totally getting school pro for that one...