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Tasty and I can help. He's kind of the Buffalo Bill of road trips though.

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White. Look good in orange. Got a commitment from Riley Dodge.

Me too. The way he shamelessly recruited and led the low income children out of the building was extremely brazen -- even for him. Now wonder we had at least 6 shots go halfway down and pop out -- evil was afoot.

You didn't hear a peep about steroids until the Pizza Inn Nazi showed up...

OMG XBOX SUX!

Is she clairvoyant?

Do we have to find that Athlon cheerleader's baby?

It's obvious the Super Pit is moving through time AND space. The question is not where the game is, but when. That is why we sometimes get emails that seem like they were sent after the event started.

My name is Justin Howerton...and I...am a torturer.

It's just like recreating the conditions needed to get back to the island. Maybe we need a pair of Calvin Watson's shoes.

If you won't also praise my find and replace skills, I don't even know why I bother.

It's a running gag, I know. But now that we're in the homestretch, it is obviously a crucial set of games. UALR @ ASU @ Denver UALR is the #1 school in conference right now. Then ASU gave us all we could handle in Denton. And Denver...they beat everyone at home. So, can we go 2-1 in this string of games? How about 3-0(thereby going on a 7 game streak!). We shall see.

There you have it - the world's last Favre fan. This supports my theory that Playmaker is really Peter King.

So, did Vito start working on this story, call the AD for comment/response, get none and use the Jan. Dodge quote. Then, as Vito prepping it, Troy somehow decides to do something quick with no direct sources probably just out of the blue. The local media love/hate triangle is so cute. At least until the layoffs start.

BOOM roasted (?)

You are correct - and to sweeten the pot, basketball has free liquor and the sexy temptation of a Villareal family member sometimes mixin' you your drank. I think the $500 charge keeps the room crowd manageable and more than covers itself during the season with this bottomless perk.

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I'm not saying Matt Vizza is a douche - in any way shape or form. I would truly offend myself and my colleagues with such an unfair insinuation. However, if you look at the attributes of douchness, you will find that "douche" traits may exist. Still, I don't think he is really a douche at all. Maybe his dad told Gio to be a douche and Gio gave in? Who knows? I know I don't. In fact, I regret the allegation that he may be a douche at all and wish it wasn't said. Does anyone think he is a douche? Not that I "do." I sure hope not anyway. Anyone know anything about douches that might "help" us. I always liked the "piss and vinegar" Gio brought to the field and just think this douche thing (that isn't happening) is very "odd."

Now, he could have meant that he literally bottled and sold snake oil. I heard Dickey used to sell poached ivory to pay off his TV debts.

Usually we kid and tease each other in jest, but I really am wondering why you are so passionate about overlooking health code violations?

PSSSH. This is just the city of Denton's latest effort to keep athletics and the school down. So many of those establishments are big program supporters and don't deserve those pesky "health standards."

That's quite a limb you're going out on there.

Spay your pet, mother#$#$^! http://deadspin.com/5156469/once-again-ron...voice-of-reason