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Now wonder OJ Mayo left so quickly.

I'll try to make sure my jokes come down on your side of things more often. Thanks for calling me out when my joke didn't advance your agenda. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lube up and think about the high school game I had three sacks in while I add part of your post to my signature for posterity.

Should we just boo him off the field on sight then? Seems a bit early to just dismiss a guy who may not even exist.

I plan to just golf clap for each team.

Or Franconia

OMG OMG I can't believe the people who are always on the board are responding to me - this is the best day of my life! I did it! I am the best! I can't believe we got a guy with 3,000 posts to respond. Cum by ya!

Man, if only there was someone else who fills up threads with inane crap for attention - maybe someone who truly knows the pain and value of a deep snapper because of his awesome high school football days? Maybe someone who covers up basic ignorance of elementary sports topics and knowledge by claiming to have been baiting everyone all along? I'm not trying to "call anyone out" or make a big "stink," I just think that a "babies" may have been left in the oven "too long" or dropped on their heads. It's all developmentally stilted and it's all GOOD!

Bold statement. Think we can do it?

Good article in the Jan. Texas Monthly on this: http://www.texasmonthly.com/2009-01-01/letterfromjuarez.php

You can watch it from the bottom of the hill, you just can't get access inside Golgotha.

We should give away free tickets at homeless shelters and abused children centers all over DFW. That way, when these people get back on their feet, they'll remember that we were there for them and they should support us financially with the purchase of non-free tickets and apparel! PACK THE PIT!

Luckily, that's a "question" we don't have to answer. This season has been tense, but I fully expect to be singing "cum by ya" on 3/10

I would often sit outside stranger's dorm rooms and "sing it" by myself.

Kind of makes you wish our "play-in" game was on the road!

Well - it's confusing without the last name in play. Yahweh? Christ? Jahweh? Jrist? It would make the floor puzzle in the third Indiana Jones more interesting.

Because no one called Jesus "GeJesus" after His daddy...

Anyone having trouble with chat? I have tried it on Firefox and IE and am just in the hold screen of death. Also, we're up 16, so I guess we might be able to hold on and keep the coaches.

If we don't win by18, we should just clean house...

If you don't get the difference between the NYT and the Daily News/Post and their reputations, just calm down and take a look at all three sites some time. Yes, the NYT is liberal, but they at least adhere to some journalistic standards. The latter two make Vito and Phillips look like some form of Hemingway and Chaucer (unrelated writing examples and poor similes!)

It always goes back to one common theme: FIX THE PROBLEM

So who would we have to give up to get him here? Kockjohn?

If there's one thing I rip around here, it's the basketball team and the coach.

If we don't win by 40, I say we just clean house.

I weigh 195. Does this mean I'm pretty?

No - face it, you got outclassed by the master. There used to be this special ed kid in my fifth grade class who could never open his juice, so every day I would help, often without him realizing it. Then, one day he saw me reached for it, so he smashed the juice with his fist and it got all over me. Then he pulled his genitals out of his pants, wagged them at me and just kept screaming "gotcha." That just happened to you.