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@Censored by Laurie looks like your precious cock holster quote has a new name in it. Sorry bro~

Maybe something smaller, like a blue or red ring or perhaps a silver arrow for the runners up? Don't want to patranize anyone - but maybe if the rewards are a secret to everybody, they are less likely to grumble grumble.

Yeah, it was great like 9 years ago, but things fell apart because SOME babies couldn't handle seeing the Hilltopper's exposed nipples and dinner plate areolas. It was like the banner argument and 2012 election combined and the sad part is a few really good fans have yet to return.

As a fellow sex-haver, let's see the sexy pics, my dude - maybe in the VVIP sex-doers forum so we don't offend younger eyes? Post! Post! Post!

I think you can't try and force a winner here, but have to let it play out on the court. Master using the tournament and you can have this trophy is how I would approach it - and then whoever comes out on top of death mountain is the high ruler.

When this tournament blows the doors off the Super Pit, SMU, TCU and UTA are going to have to pay US for the door repair damage!

Exactly - Mean Joe and that defense were nice and inspiring! That's why our current philosophy that the best 69 defense is a good 69 offense is so frustrating to so many fans.

I like this trophy - it's legendary, but with a strong link to the past.

Hadn't thought about that - those darn Mustangs and Frogs. I'm stumped - any ideas on how to make this worth their while or should we table it?

It would be really cool if we could get some kind of local DFW tournament with us, TCU, SMU and maybe even UTA and rotate who hosts it each year. What do you guys think?

Actually, no they aren't.

In issues like this, I prefer to ask those impacted first hand for perspective/opinions I haven't considered. I am not totally sure where to turn here, though, so I guess I'll go by Dinklage's viewpoint unless anyone else knows an SME or two worth looking into.

It's 73 miles from Jacksonville, which is also below the average cost of living in the US. I have not priced house boats as my numbers guy has been working on franchise fees for a few options, but I think if WKU fans taught us anything when the Sun Belt tournament was in Hot Springs, its that house boats can be a savvy short-term move. I think UTSA DL Coach needs to make an honest 1, 3 and 5 year plan and asses his options to keep expenses down, debts at 0 and ensure as much of that money works for him as possible. Off season boat charters? Hurricane rescue? The first Rock n Float Sushi location in the US?

I don't want to rock any boats, but the last Florida DL coach made $575,000. UTSA DL Coach can live that $100K lifestyle (or less) and be sitting pretty in just a few years. It's like radio program says "Live like no UTSA DL Coach now so you can live like no UTSA DL Coach later!"

I like this - but still a lot of sunk cost for him. What if he lives WITH RV in an RV in Gainesville, FL (extra fiscally responsible), they can then manage the RnR Sushi location in Pensacola while exploring a new franchise close to the UF campus? That puts him 338 miles away, but the midpoint here is actually Tallahassee, an ideal spot for an additional RnR location. This route will also be key to recruiting as Steve Spurrier often said whoever controls 10W controls football in the southeast. The franchise outlay is high, but the buyout and boost in salary combined with living below his current means makes this an easy win fast. Yes.

Ran some numbers to try to help out. The median home cost in Gainesville, FL is $173K, while the median home cost in Gainesville, TX is $86,100. Gainesville, FL is 1000 miles from NYC while Gainesville TX is 1558. Based on my interpretation of the radio dial man, the prudent financial play is a fixer upper in Gainesville, TX with a longer trip to NYC for end of year coaching meetings, but enough money left in his pocket to fly and commute as needed (and maybe crash with a friend.) If he puts all his money in envelopes, he can stick to a firm budget and, after his debt snowball is complete, finally invest in index funds and play the long game. Best of all three worlds IMHO.

Whoa - who's running the COLA numbers for HR?

Have you ever seen a map?

@TheTastyGreek You can try and try to convert someone, but I think we have all found that a forced conversion is more harmful than good. In fact, I don't think there's a person here who been honest with themselves and accepted a new position as a result of these discussions. Whether you're a fan who stays close to Denton or one who is stonewalled away from the action with a fancy job somewhere like New Haven or Cincinnati, we all unique perspectices. Those Cincinnati fans may have a different perspectice not seeing all the changes under Wren. They fly in for high level events, put on their bowties and only enjoy the major and whole glories around athletics. So yes, Mr. Greek, you can try to convert with words, but people believe what they believe. Your oral prowess is not going to change things if someone is born a certain way and I wish you would get off your DSL and start accepting that the bye RV crowd has some valid thrust here.

You might want to flip on safe search and double check that term when you have a moment then. Don't let @Lydia Gooding see...

Every time you attempt to use a sex phrase in your posts, you somehow land it and butcher it simultaneously. May it never stop, because I enjoy every chance to peel back another layer of the weird onion that is Ben Gooding. Oh, and solid point with the rest of it

Brian Grubb is a national treasure. His personal story is pretty interesting as well, but I'm a sucker for his looks at commercials. Here's a few more worth checking out: https://uproxx.com/tv/questions-about-the-stupid-geico-pig-commercial/ https://uproxx.com/tv/the-geico-pig-is-a-homewrecker-now/ https://uproxx.com/tv/50-questions-about-the-nationwide-commercial-with-the-sexy-nightcrawler-santa/ https://uproxx.com/tv/50-questions-about-the-new-mcdonalds-hamburglar/

That was an unexpected wrinkle to a throwaway comment. My apologies

Yes. Eye opening discourse about giving men the right to a fair trial has changed my mind about the college student's editorial that asks for more women's claims to be taken seriously enough to lead to a fair trial - right down to making most rape claims somehow political because you saw a few on the TV lately. Skipper's dedication to drawing out the worst of the smooth-brained chuds for clicks is truly the fullest and best evolution of The Eagle's Nest.

Some real good back and forth here that has little to any connection to the actual editorial.