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Does anyone know what the hell I do for a living?

Based on your old posts, I have a question. When you print this off and enjoy it in the men's room, do you have someone keep watch or do you just listen for the door?

Get your a$$ hung up on now, you idiot!

NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!

+10,000

Even if he had to take a chubby for a teammate, he'd suck it up. /Tobias Funke'd On a related note, your living stereotype of every Dallas sports fan who calls into The Ticket is going to make this a fun fall.

Abilene Christian would have been a better choice here.

I used to play Sega Genesis and listen to "Having a Blast" a lot. I think my mom sometimes wondered if I was going to blow up the school. And I did. 10 years later.

No, ignore me. I still have that check in my wallet for the shirt - but I will be having my own watching party far away tomorrow. When we meet, it's going to be magical.

When do you start paying me royalties? Don't make me show everyone a twat I have about this. Nobody wants to see my damning twat.

I can neither confirm or deny at this time. But yes.

Fine, you broke me down. Just be gentle with me, because I poured my heart into this. 10. Vanessa Carlton: Be Not Nobody. Seriously the chick can PLAY - and that Thousand Miles song set the soundtrack for many a romantic Sunday night. 9. Nobeu Uematsu: Final Fantasy IX People call it the most disappointing game in the franchise, but when one of those little muppet things casts a spell and you hear the score rise, you will blow it all over your original PS 8. Madonna: Music. Madge plus serious dance beats. Yes please - it's my gay fever dream! 7. N'Sync: Celebrity. Cover filled the spank tank for years 6. Destiny's Child: Survivor. Pop anthems and behind the scenes drama because only one could sing? It was like Dreamgirls before Broadway realized we need more movie adaptions. 5. Enrique Iglesias: Escape. no one gives them an credit for being at the height of his powers when he was putting every hot starlet possible into his videos. Plus the music was so infectious that it cued my own personal Latin explosion, if you know what I mean. (Seriously, I got engaged to a Hispanic girl). 4. Vertical Horizon: Everything you Want. 'Nuff said. 3. Creed. Higher. Love them or hate them, you can't deny that this band taught you to be a better role model and father. I know my dad started touching me a lot more after he got into this band. 2. Faith Hill: Breathe. Not because of her music, but just to know that her mouth had touched Tim McGraw made everything she sang instantly more sexy. 1. Josh Groban: Josh Groban. His voice will send you to heaven - even if you're Jewish!

Those that can do...those that can't get PAID to make predictions. Snore! Unless you are wired into your local bookie, do you really pay attention to what any of these guys have to say? Some can be fun reads, but seems have some sort of team or conference bias that they really do not want you to know about, but which come through loud and clear to most folks. Anyway....I'd love to get paid to do that sort of thing and not have anyone take me serious either. Pretty much like at home with the bride. GO MEAN GREEN! Kram, what do I owe you? (Because I plan to use this a lot.)

It's all about conjugation. If someone said it before, they actually twatted - so you just posted Toby's twats. If you post one, you tweeted or are tweeting.

I love these lists. I remain incapable of making my own, but these are just fun reads and everyone supports what they like extremely well.

Why do you hate 97and03?

Yes.

Speaking of which, Kram, what do you think of that new OSU spirit song?

Those that can do...those that can't get PAID to make predictions. Snore! Unless you are wired into your local bookie, do you really pay attention to what any of these guys have to say? Some can be fun reads, but seems have some sort of team or conference bias that they really do not want you to know about, but which come through loud and clear to most folks. Anyway....I'd love to get paid to do that sort of thing and not have anyone take me serious either. Pretty much like at home with the bride. GO MEAN GREEN!

Typo - or vague threat from the future?

Those that can do...those that can't get PAID to make predictions. Snore! Unless you are wired into your local bookie, do you really pay attention to what any of these guys have to say? Some can be fun reads, but seems have some sort of team or conference bias that they really do not want you to know about, but which come through loud and clear to most folks. Anyway....I'd love to get paid to do that sort of thing and not have anyone take me serious either. Pretty much like at home with the bride. GO MEAN GREEN!

I had to go to Raleigh a few months ago and alternated Shiner and Yuengling at a local bar during the Final Four. It worked out pretty nicely.

I was banned. It's a badge of honor at my border control/Klan discussion meetings. Believe me, you may not think it, but the Klan has lackeys watching this board closely and sometimes posting under other names.

Tell it to Tim...

Because I'm a dirty racist - I think I've made that pretty obvious, just like you have. The only difference is I will proudly scream it: EVERYONE ON GMG.COM, I AM A RACIST!!!!!!! QUOTE IT.