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Sadly, that was like combining banana pudding and jambalaya. Both wonderful separate or even when consumed consecutively - not so much when combined.

I heard Fat Joe left that network. /rimshot

There's your billboard.

This statement, taken on it's own without the context when scrolling through pages of angry posts on all the forums, is extremely amusing.

Is the most exciting year since you started following them in 1995?

If this means Republicans are the Forsberg/Roy Avs or old Devils teams, I'm out.

FAIL - but it is a good point. I hope the subtext font is working.

Good - you'll see better baserunning in the AL these days anyway. Outside of 3 guys on the Phillies and a guy or two on the Dodgers, you won't see much running the rest of the way. Baseball Prospectus had some good stuff on this the other day, but it's from my subscriber-only section, so screw all of you.

Teach a man to fish...

Yes - because they both taste like crap.

Bigger than Jennifer Hudson's family? Tenser.

Rush Limbaugh!

On the same lines -- I'm preparing to spend quality time with a movie called "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter." <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> I'm predicting big things.

Mean Green - 38 FAU- 27 Equating the quality of a fan with their prediction - stupid and childish

Mandy not doing it for you anymore?

I usually have to Tivo Thursday night and unpack it over the weekend, but this is my priority list: 1. It's Always Sunny (Has to be watched ASAP before sleeping regardless of time and despite a 5:30 AM wake up) 2. Parks and Rec 3/4. Office/Community coin flip (usually the wife calls it, but now that the wedding is over, I think it will be Community first) Not sure where 30 Rock is going to go in there, but I never watched a second of that SNL business.

He's having a good run on Parks and Rec right now. As a side note, I've never seen a show so dramatically turn from painfully unfunny to hilarious in so few episodes.

I hear Millwood has Asperger's, but no confirmed Autism cases to report. Greenguybass, have you heard anything?

Also - Jack Warden - aka Dirty Work's Pops McKenna

It's like watching a kid with autism try to perform with a tween theater troop.

GIT SEM PITCHIN!!!!! Thank you, it's been too long! Also, based on Hicks moves with the Stars, will the new hitting coach be Rusty Greer, Odibe McDowell or Mickey Tettleton?

I've been trying to mandate the teams for years, but all it does is keep getting my posts deleted.

What an oddly layered threat/statement about the state of the program that was...

Weekly power rankings? TexasStranger needs a spot on this list for the whole less is more approach. I can think of about a dozen other guys, but why list my cohorts when I'd rather keep them guessing if I really support them?

Breaking News!! This just in!!! Obama wins the 1941 Academy Award over Citizen Kane!