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I don't think Johns recorded a single check all freaking season!!!11!!

If the FWST thinks UNT producing obsessive and unstable loners with anger control problems is newsworthy, boy do I know an online forum they are going to love!

For those who don't typically make it out to games and have kids in youth sports, the AD is great with coaches about this kind of thing and it makes an amazing memory for all the young players involved. I can only personally speak for softball, but it's meant a ton to all the kids I've known who have been part of the pregame festivities.

Everyone gather 'round now, sing us a song Just in case by tomorrow it happens he is gone For two weeks and seven days, our fair feathered friend I have this feeling we might never see Scrappy again But we thought he was gone and now he's come back again Apostrophes are funny but this joke will wear thin 'Cause everyone knows now That every night now will be Scrappy’s last night in town He's charmed everyone here Except a few old guys who later rapid posted all their minus ones Won us over with stories about Grant McCasland Lost points with the real fans for saying he couldn't love a playbook without shotgun snaps But we thought he was gone and now he's come back again Apostrophes are funny but now the joke's wearing thin 'Cause everyone knows now That every night now will be Scrappy’s last night in town We were posting 'bout something, seems like was funny And then Scrappy got eyebrows, I think Scrappy was mad Maybe he wasn't mad but we felt very strange In the moment but the moment was passed and forgotten about We thought he was gone but he's come back again Apostrophes were funny but now the joke's wearing thin 'Cause everyone knows now That every night now will be Scrappy’s last night in town

The best part of stumbling into this thread is watching the handful of olds left doing politics here trip over their dicks to +1 the spam bot that just parrots two of their already parroted responses into one. It's a beautiful and poetic final form for the undisputed open butt hole of GMG.com.

Someone please hook Ben straight into my veins because continuing to snort him is going to kill me.

very nice

Wow - the RV defense seamlessly repurposed for Judy. What a time to be alive.

nice.

Andrew thread or rejected Bloodhound Gang track?

I don't think you actually know what I've typed and what other people have typed the last time you got dogpiled (for the record, I think the NCAA is a cartel and busting random programs to keep up the charade is terrible and most recruits would be lucky to play there), but I stand by my point that this hard realness is just bad interneting. I'm also bummed to be the second most deluded guy here, especially when I have yet to actually post a single thought about the recent struggles of the team and season so far. How do I move up?

That sounds really tough. At least Kansas won though!

Everyone downvoted me... I'm so damn edgy but oh noes - this proves how REAL I am. OR Sometimes you're just so bad at making even a valid point that people go right to mashing the simplest and easiest way to give real time feedback. This seems to especially happen to people who ONLY seem to show up right when the train goes off the track (especially if you've only been around for 3-4 derailments vs. dozens upon dozens. So yes, even if all the points or valid, you may just suck at conveying it or add absolutely nothing to the discussion. @CMJ is right - let it go. I'm pretty sure [NAME REDACTED] downvotes every post of mine he sees, but I'd still buy him a ham sandwich and a soda if we ever cross paths. I'm also pretty sure another dude had a fake account now banned that eventually became dedicated to downvoting all my old posts. I guess I could be super pissed about it, but the idea of someone spending his time that way and giving me the headspace is fairly awesome. Also, if someone pisses you off consistently, hit ignore.

Have you been lately? Because as much I loved it.... good.

I just wanted his two biggest fans to know the legacy lives on and the torch will never flicker. Bless you.

@saysojoe @CaribbeanGreen ???

And there's nothing wrong with it, I just appreciated it based on the thread title and topic. Shall we....fuggedaboutit?

Hate those damn Yankees! /settles in to hoover an Italian sub under a picture of the '86 Mets groping Rudy Guliani on September 18, 2001 while Patrick Ewing claps one last tearful time

You totally forgot the Kerusch Krew and we are all worst for it. What's next - assigning the badass one-legged Denver cheerleader a spot on the FAU squad? OMV and his twin brother are the ones that killed their parents in the 90s. There was a big trial and everything.

Lol - a conflicting school and coach statement. https://www.clarionledger.com/story/sports/2019/02/06/art-briles-southern-miss-usm-says-not-candidate-position-offensive-coordinator/2788193002/ The GMG Briles Brigade must be crushed, but hey, WE still have an OC position open...

I'm good. You focus on defending the sacred honor of the Kansas Jayhawks and I'll keep doing my thing. Cool?

I hope you are building a sweet news desk then. I want Harry barking at you, Tasty and Cerebus to get the eff out of the chair and find the real scoops.

Right? Ever since I had to stop posting stormfront links and facilitating rape because of this BS "accountability" to "women" and "minorities", I've found life to be just the biggest chore.