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They also gave about 8 seconds to the Rose Bowl. It's on ABC.

I don't think the FOX lady screwing up the QBs name and mocking them about Nebraska helped.

We need to consummate at least 3 online mediums to become legal in Vermont.

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I think it sucks that LongJim and my bedroom partner have to waste time apologizing for their win. The problem is the BCS, not the Longhorns.

TCU vs. Boise is what the NYT is saying.

Cool - I'll alert the ones I know. I'm looking for a deal and usually get half off when I show them a dumb comment.

There's a case to be made in favor of TCU vs. Texas. This is not it.

Unless it happens in our games.

If you're going to mock me, wait for the game I said I was going to. Or the person I promised the beer to. And maybe not the person who I'm riding with. You'll get it. Comedy's a bitch.

No love for Suh?

If this game had been Florida vs. Bama, it would have been two teams that weren't sparing the world to death for 3.5 hours. I abhor the Emmitt UT-loathing and am happy for the wife I guess, but Texas has no resume to speak of this year save where they were ranked starting the season.

Curb...your enthusiasm?

Sir, look for me on your TV set. I'll be wearing the chaps.

Or Colt McCoy..or Matt Leinart...

Whatever, traitor. WE DON'T NEED YOU AS A FAN, PONY BOY!!! Yeehaw! Ima gonna PM you threats now.

Agreed. Weird we had to go to DC to get it.

Oh I agree. But while there are hundreds of things that are worse/different today than years past, famous/powerful men whoring around on hot women is not one of them. That's all I meant.

But we were 10^2 or 10^3 clicks away from shattering that record.

Cuban and MacMahon have beef from his DMN blog days. Aztecskin - high five?

It's true. I liked the old days when Ty Cobb and DiMaggio could bang whoever they want and quietly beat the #%$^% out of them if they needed to.

Chin up -- with teases like this, you'll have a huge fan base in no time. The sad part is we haven't tried are made an effort for months to even write and you still treat this like some kind of competition. You can have the whole kingdom sir, - the keys, the retards, the whole bit. The only thing holding you back from the stars is your own two feet on the ground! Deadspin is a lot better with Daulerio though. That guy rocks!

I agree. If you need strange that bad, just sit on your hand until it falls asleep.

Do it. I'll buy you Kram's beer.

It's the cost of more fans -- deal with it. Maybe we could make "Cook Rice" or "Whip Uncle Ben" shirts and embrace an even larger fan population? Wait, scratch that last one. Forgot a key detail to that box lid -- FOILED AGAIN, EE!