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We finally donna go after this elusive white whale or have we already put capps on the list of candidates?

The waiting four days to respond while posting 15 times in the last 19 hours alone really confirms that you are a young, vibrant busy man with a lot going on. I hope your family is ready for your exciting updates on Christmas. Maybe you'll see a bird with highly describable feet or something equally compelling.

Yuck? Yuck. So, if the guy has been vomiting for 17 years in his adult life, I think we can all agree on one thing: he definitely really is/ can think like someone is 18-22 years old. It's A Benjamin Buttons' day miracle... mainly because it also sucks and I have no desire to see it.

Just read some Bing headline about a guy who had to post six times on Thanksgiving because his family no longer could stand to listen to him. Supposedly they are already lining up homes. Broke my heart - family just shouldn't treat each other like that

Much how you can learn a lot about the life and final days of an animal by carefully separating and rummaging through it's scat, I have gleaned much from the 25,000 posts you lovingly drop here daily.

Gordon Sundland, pffft, never heard of him, but the dwindling cluster of GMG Boomers has this incredibly well in hand.

But like... is it?

The Boomers just can't stop logging on. It's truly the scourge of the modern age.

This thread was about the albino squirrel but you seem to be describing gomeangreen.com?

What's it like to be this consistently stupid?

The year is 2022. The board is now just 3 Boomers yelling at Skipper's latest autopost (and wondering if he is real) while ejaculating +1s on the troll bots that requote the only content they want to read - their own frequent nonsensical shouts into the void. In a universe in which you could have been born at any time and place, be grateful it was between 1946 and 1964 somewhat near Denton, America.

Been busy this week with family and trying to catch up. Amped for Cal (really wanted to make this trip), but only finding the usual endless threads of you whining about various slights (fight songs, mean old mods, how we shouldn't engage SMU trolls while continuously engaging them and getting owned while doing it.) Anyone know where I can discuss the game maturely without all this cliche millenial victimhood?

I'm gonna die from freebasing this thread.

This is your 3rd post in the thread, so... YGAF

Periodic reminder: you all know you can just not post in every single thread, right? They aren't all for you. Try sitting a few plays out and catching some breath - maybe take a walk or plant a tree. Also, this show blows.

Live footage of the thread collapsing under the weight of its own irony

Guys. Please get help. This is becoming too common. Ask a child or grandchild to show you Google.com, Chrome or Firefox and change your life for the better.

you're looking in the wrong place. Judy probably saw Ben's old signature and felt the heat.

Some fruit basket must have downvoted you, but that's okay. The board is full of people that don’t even respect themselves, much less Mason Fine.

Hello. I just logged on from Scotland (after flying DFW to LHR to CPG to SVG to ABZ over the course of a few days, all without being weirdly detained), and I have questions: Why are we "debating" the rise in costs? Why are we yelling at kids and setting up for an argument for no logical reason? Why is this a generational sticking point at all? Like some of the others, I got through with no debt and worked jobs, but also recognize I had family support and a much lower cost not that long ago. More importantly, many questions for Kram: Why are you still using paper passes? Why not use an app and be done with it? Did you use a travel agent? Are travel agents still a thing? If you are using a travel agent, can I book your next trip for a smaller commission? Why are you traveling with 20 somethings from Australia? Did you meet them before the trip? How did you small talk them? Are you staying in hostels? If they took the interest in you, are you staying suspicious and safe for when the heel turn comes? Have they asked you to get what feels like an unusual amount of ice? Do you still have both kidneys? Do you think they are still good with money? I propose these Aussies are not good with money if they are buying you pints... unless the organ harvest theory is just too real and they will earn a huge return on this investment. Do you think they will register for GMG.com? Putting aside a working knowledge of air travel and working most of my adult life in this industry, I will reduce my logistical questions to just one: How did you leave your luggage in Dallas with a Philly gate agent? Will you share your favorites from the festival? Whisky is the fun choice here, but the gins here have been incredible. Monkey Tail 47, Hayman's and Silver Tail have been my favorites so far, and a lot of the Scottish tonics and infusions have been amazing too. You may also want to adopt the regional spelling of whisky to avoid embarrassment, although not sure if avoiding getting dunked on is a huge priority in general. Have fun!

TFW you can't get YAC membership bc they hate you even though you're YACing harder and stronger than anyone reasonably could.

I don't think Johns recorded a single check all freaking season!!!11!!