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http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=11780955 It's a national chain and this thread was started in jest. It must really be hard for some of you guys to function on a daily basis. I hope you have good secretaries, seeing eye dogs or reinforced helmets, because the world is a scary, mystifying place without someone watching your back.

It's definitely one or two games a year keeping us out of a bowl game, so this is good stuff.

Rocco Pendola once told me that if UNT won a bowl game, he'd shave his downstairs hair, toss them in a salad and then feed said salad to his sainted mother. I'm still waiting -- and the jerk never returns my calls when I dial the 1Ball line!

Emmitt, well-done. I'll be interested to see if your sarcasm alert holds up throughout the day. Rudy, you did not disappoint either.

That's an awesome lightning rod for hate. You know who I hate? Craig Rosengarden.

I'm kind of in the middle on the playoff thing (I think the current system is broken but also think it is a waste of time to brainstorm my idea for how to fix it), but I agree that using non-BCS teams travel performance is not the way to go. That's why I posted -- plus I knew cwb would enjoy it.

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

http://www.aikenstandard.com/localsports/0...ch-henry-column The main premise -- traveling to road games is hard!

This is like Richard Reid calling Zacharias Moussaoui a hijacker.

This just proves stats can be used to prove anything.

Was this around the time you took a shot at Teddy Roosevelt or when Grover Cleveland spanked you on two non-consecutive occasions?

I like a site/thread that aims to argue for the destruction of one host out of a dozen or so on-air personalities of the most successful non-syndicated sports station in the U.S. while championing the Bleacher Report. What a country! Miller isn't my cup of tea, but demonizing him is one of my favorite things to come here and see. If this program is going to take off, thousands of Craig Miller-types are going to need to be won over, but hey, if that doesn't sound like a fun process or worth your time, you could always make sure he knows how much harder-core you are than him while the 2-5 win seasons pass. We all know sports fandom is the most extreme badge of honor possible, especially when your team sucks. Now sleep tight everyone. We'll need our rest to tear down Texas (over/under on roll tides posted tomorrow?) and declare Boise the unanimous BCS champion while missing the point that arbitrarily declaring the smaller school the best is the exact same thing we're complaining about in reverse! Here's to a big Thursday!

Recycling is for gorecicles.

Actually, we wore an onion on our belt because that was the style at the time. What was I saying?

Today I saw a baby in an elevator and I noticed that it smelled funny. I kept sniffing around, thinking that the baby had a messy diaper. I even glared at the mother a bit, hoping she would pick up on the cue to handle up on the smell business. Sadly, it was only then that I realized the man next to me was carrying a dead skunk. What are the odds of that? Crazy!

Ricky Stanzi has it.

Prove it.

Carl Monday wants you to stop jacking this thread.

Ha! Maybe we could all gather around the replay monitor.

We agree that the entire system sucks and Boise should march over to Pasadena and call next on the field, but if losing 17-10 on a trick punt from your own 33 while your QB plays like crap is outclassed, I shudder to think what to call what happens when NT loses. No matter who lost this game, people would be saying that the BCS boys would pound the loser and write them off exactly as you are doing, which is why a lot of people think this match-up happened.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why pairing TCU and Boise sucks. The success of one now breaks down the other and leads to statements like this. TCU falls to 4-1 against ranked opponents as UT prepares to play ranked team #3 and their first in the top 15.

I don't watch a lot of TCU football, but I don't recall Patterson jettisoning his game plan as fast as he did last night in years. a 2:1 passing ratio in a game that was within a score or tied for all but a few minutes seems very out of character for how that team wins. If Nevada and La Tech can ring up yards on that team, there's got to be a way to adjust the running game to get outside or attack the gaps differently. Five weeks to prepare is a long freaking time for anyone. , but that was thorough coaching and game-planning dominance by Petersen and his staff against a very good team. Should give everyone predicting a Bama rout Thursday (me included) a little bit of pause.

Forget the rest; let's explore this section of the quotation. I have several questions: 1.) Who stands in front of the admin building? 2.) Who looks for a wife freshman year? 3.) What makes the lives of freshman meaningless? I mean, they can vote and serve in the army right? 4.) How is a dog chasing its tail similar to Darrelling your Dickey?

http://www.detnews.com/article/20100105/SP...hletic-director

They were discussing this in the AD before the thread and Vito blog (gasp), but you know, great job everyone. Solid team effort. Games now at 2 and 4 p.m.: http://www.meangreensports.com/ViewArticle...;DB_OEM_ID=1800