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Let's keep it first sequence only. Ronnie can be the drifter who gets murdered after they determine he is not a match.

How would you order a human centipede of DFW-area coaches? My first instinct is Wade as the head, but that puts a lot of pressure on everyone else.

We're making the playoffs, but the mood will turn sour when we become the first team to record 27 bunt outs in a single game and lose 1-0.

Text "pen15" to your mother.

Die, Twitter. Die!

Figures Vito would out that douche.

Despite the loss of my key source, I still filed my story with plenty of time to spare!

See, without the GIF, it's just high school gossip. Stupid censorship. It was just a shakeweight!

KRAM wanted me to tell you that your posts in this thread have a lot of typos in them. Please respond accordingly.

Dognambit -- the Tacoma newspaper has no link integrity. I'd fix it, but the story has been reposted everywhere at this point.

Old man takes nap.

BYE! BYE! BYE! CELL! CELL! CELL!

Meh, not even the best pitcher on his own team last night and has a Matt Harrison-esque 9.00 ERA. Call me when they dump him to the pen and add Holland.

The more people we have caring and writing about North Texas the better and it is great to see the new sites popping up. It shows how people care and gives them another way to invest in the program. I just wanted to make sure that sentiment stood alone in this thread. Thanks to EagleTalk man, aztecskin, puff daddy, grand master flash, tobi rights, snoop dogg, nwa, the rza and PUFF DADDY!

Don't get all huffy just because you're known for scarcely being able to complete a sentence without 18 quotation marks, 4 typos and 7 ellipses. Many of us come from the journalism school and if someone wants to be an unofficial official content provider, I think it's fair to offer feedback in a polite way. No one's diagramming direct objects, just saying: "hey, maybe have someone reread and edit before you publish like anyone else in the world writing for a living." If it's not mean-spirited and seeking to destroy his message, what's the big deal? Besides, didn't I just see a few of you lamenting the downfall of American education, values and intelligence in another forum on this very board? Those dam kids kneed to right good! As for policing this board, it's just fun to geitrjde...your'e goat!

That's the kind of attitude that has to change. HIGHER EXPECTATIONS!!11!!!1 Demand betterz!

I know the internet is all about unzipping your pants and letting everything wave freely, but here's a strong $25 investment for anyone who wants to be any form of journalist and/or semi-official writing source for stuff that interests a small demographic of people: http://www.apstylebook.com/ Or, save the $25 if that is too steep and ask a friend to read your post before or right after you publish. I cringe every time I read what was free-associated and posted in my blog days for a variety of reasons, but crappy, non-edited writing always caused the biggest winces.

Say what you will about Juan Gonzalez, but I completely support his logic for enjoying Cleveland fans more than Texas fans. http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/columns/story?id=5161715 The only way I would have enjoyed his take more is if he added "and trade Thome fer sem' pitchin'! Yeehaw!"

Where's TulsafaninTexas for this one?

Me neither, but I'm still glad I brought the extra pair of shorts.