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Meh. Needs more conference realignment. Game effort,though.

You may not think he's HOF-worthy, but I definitely think he's HOFF-worthy.

YES.

Well that's awfully nice of you. And for the record, this whole game sounds more awesome than a nice, warm Hot Pocket in the middle of an Alabama summer.

Well Ryan had a great relationship with Matt Purke and his family, and that really helped us sign... Oh. Crap.

Dirty Hello Kitty. Someone needs to start this all over and get a new edition of his Urban Dictionary.

Pink socks?

Post count rising.

If we lose to Rice, you predict Dodge will have his best season ever? Good thing we won't lose to Rice.

I don't see Jay Cutler, Drew Brees or Tavaris Jackson playing freaking golf! Do football Romo! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Cowboys!

Well, one run. Don't overestimate the missed play at third that should have ended the inning. But hey, go team!

I would have never had Andrus bunt because he is a .330 hitter. But hey, why go for a kill shot when you're playing a power house like Baltimore?

By Blue Man, the score or me?

Blue Man....not well-hung.

And BOOM! You're back.

Shut up. We only post in this thread during losing streaks.

How do you achieve the title of analyst at the Bleacher Report? Number of articles published? Reader comments? Passing an 8th grade math test?

As the private lover/dancer for a teacher, one thousand times this.

Worldwide Wes bought it for him.

I heard the team got swept in Toronto because Elvis Andrus slept with Max Ramirez's mom.

Why not meet him halfway and buy a Cardinals jersey?

Eff Newburg. I called a 5 game lead by June on May 3 when it was actually bold and mentioned the soft schedule. He's busy pulling a Green P1 and whining about his disallowed homerun from his HS baseball days. Just kidding. I love that ridiculous homer -- especially now that even he has run out of ways to figure out what goes on in Ron's head during games.

Meh, they'll never even play, let alone beetus.

Are zombies in play? It'd be a shame for Landry and Oates to miss out just because of timing. Besides, zombies would probably enjoy this fate much more than, say, Bobby Valentine, Kevin Kennedy or Jim Clemons.