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Probably quote another stupid rumor from Google News for us all to drool over breathlessly.

Babblefish is getting a lot better than when I used it for college Spanish.

Why not partner with SMU? I know sometimes there are some hard feelings here, but I don't get it. Why not forge ahead with the Pony's as a partner in all this?

It's just good to see those last 6 years of realignment threads here were able to predict so much of what's actually about to happen.

Deadspinsums it all up nicely with video from Channel 8.

Geez. Thought thiswas a common rumor/joke with him. Should have known news from 2008 doesn't reach this corner of the internet if it's not attached to a political email forward.

Oh no. The only unanswered question is what a closet homosexual was doing at a strip club.

Attend a couple of A&M games at DKR and you'll the rivalry is alive and well. Part of the bit is not giving A&M the recognition/validation they crave.

Wait until you see the op-eds.

Let's ask this guy.

I'm gonna go puke on a little girl at a Phillies game.

Statesman just said all of the Big 12 suspects have agreed to Pac 10 except for A&M, who is still weighing the SEC. Wiener.

Why bring Lawrence Phillips into this?

One instrument malfunctioning does not crash a plane. Two instruments malfunctioning does not crash a plane. Six instruments malfunctioning crashes a plane.

I got it and riffed on it. Seattle can't just get rid of him or hit him ninth forever -- they need to figure out what do with him. They may have lost 3 of 4 this week, but he looked like he might be ready to have a resurgence and move to the better half of that lineup.

You jokesters spent all this time ruining conference realignment pipedream circle jerk threads for the last 5 years and now look at us -- we're being left out of the new super conferences. Thanks for nothing. Also, totally missed the slinky reference at first and feel bad about it. COOL KID CODE EVEN ESCAPES THE COOL KIDS!

I thought that was the marketing plan for the Texas Tech game.

Are we ready to walk off the ledge from last night yet?

That's silly. Tom Hicks hasn't watched this team in years.

We're getting there. The kindness and open-mindedness of college students has and will continue to play a big role in making this dream a reality.

The best strategy right now is to stay put and let the ladies come to me.

Fun with stats from today's Newberg Report: Smoak is up to .222/.339/.389 overall. Frequent comp Mark Teixeira is at .226/.341/.391.

Easy. Two chicks; same time.

Dude, maybe he's sick.

I know I certainly do. This place is gospel* *gnostic only