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No, thank you for breaking my wrist with all the wanking motions I made while reading your post. I hear I'm right on course to reach my 92 wank prediction 6 weeks ago. EDIT 1: I also got all sorts of hell for linking to KSK two years ago because of the language. We don't want kids seeing swears on the internet. EDIT 2: /door flies open HOW YOU DOIN', BOYS!

Drew's salty, but he's an overall funny individual and one of the only reasons left to read Deadspin.

There's been some creep on the football board today, but nothing anyone's latched onto.

POW

It's not like USC's done much since then either, but they were nearby when it happened. Could they be the James Brady of this terrible, terrible analogy?

Starts slow, but does improve. Still, we have Michael Maher and you don't. Point us. EDIT: And don't you dare claim Dr. Phil. I don't really want him, but you sure as hell can't take him.

I'll save a future Clemson poster the trouble by paraphrasing his or her response

Could Coach Canales win 8 or 9 games with that logo?

You're kicking ass on Diamond Talk and are establishing a Twitter dynasty...don't bog. Let's do something fun, like debate the Michael Young dilemma or why most of the Rangers fansites have become so entitled by one of our 4 best/only good seasons (ever) that you aren't cool unless you find at least 3 negatives in every win.

Amen and +1

I thought we were talking about the modern ACC, but hey, congrats everything before 1992 and for tying TCU, BYU and Texas A&M in national championships. I like Texas A&M as a comp for you guys: same middling results, same old high point of success (although 1981 trumps 1939 any day) and huge delusions of grandeur in the grand scheme of college football. Your role is to decide if you'd like to go 3-5, 4-4 and 5-3 in conference. Our role is to make sure you still get to 6-8 wins. Don't get me wrong, we'd love to flip places, but outside of playful banter, you won't see us waving our junk around if we get there. Besides, we all know our real job is to soften you up for Presbyterian to finish the job next week.

Your history lesson seems to be missing ACC titles, but I figure it's just an oversight because you want to let us all know about the South Carolina series we've been asking about for days. Tell you what, I'll make it easy and let you go back all the way to 1992 when you list them.

Arias is DFA'd. No matter what happens tonight or how spare Alex Cora is, let's cherish this moment.

Boston College. And sorry our internet doesn't work like your internet. Happens to my grandparents all the time.

Whoa...splitting a two game series with A&M? That's Arkansas State territory right there. I am just fascinated by his uniform modeling skills. Perhaps your great history of Clemson lore is familiar with the pages and pages of Photoshops celebrating his best stab at being Zoolander or even just the guy who died in the gasoline fight?

If you want people to cover us, shouldn't you encourage people to actually pay for the paper, sign up for the site, etc.? I know this a one off thing and (believe it or not) I'm not just trying to single you out, but if we don't support the people covering us as a whole, we could easily lose them sooner than we think.

I don't mind that it exists. Everyone needs an outlet sometimes and writing for no reason can be fun. There are a few folks on there who even do a really good job. I just don't like seeing it presented as part of a supposedly legitimate news aggregate.

If I accomplish one more thing on the internet before I die, it would be to remove Bleacher Report articles from Google News feeds. That, or cross my fingers that Philly's plan to tax bloggers catches on.

Why not? I'm assuming you're paying homage to the muppets, and I'm totally cool with furries.

My favorite part was Randy Galloway's Twitter pointing out how you could tell by Cliff Lee's posture in the handshake line he's not coming back this year It was the same day Colin Cowherd alleged Lee was tanking game and Cowlishaw threw out that no one cared anyway. CONTROVERSY! PAGE HITS! SPORTS! FOOTBALL (if they're good)...

You're the guy who did the baseball job, right? Are you looking for more careers in sports? I'd try the HigherEd jobs site and sign up for the Teamwork online database -- plus check the job section of the websites for every major/minor league organization you can think of. It takes a lot of persistence to break into a field everyone wants to work in, but persistence and networking are going to be what sets you apart. Also, try setting up an informational interview or two as well -- especially with our AD since you're a recent grad. Good luck!

Do you like websites?

Why? Does he hate jokes or consider Dickau a close personal friend?

Larry Coker's hosting one. He said it's going to have 2 billion people and be bigger than the Super Bowl and World Cup combined.

TigerPete...put the lotion in the basket Don't act like you're not comfortable with this. I'm sure you have a Jad Dean jersey or two lying around the house.