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I hate when people go out of the country during the season. Where's the support!!!??lfre4j23i90u4523890473frkidehwef

I liked them better when you posted them a few weeks ago.

A broken foot AND aids? Worst shoes ever.

Does anyone else read Official Rangers Aids Series Prediction Thread every time they click this?

True, but, sad to say, our problem is not "time to time." It's "ever."

That's probably why all non-college sports played on Saturdays in or near any major university never sell out.

Sometimes being special is judged in other ways... But not this time.

You had a chance to kick RV in the nuts on his birthday and you choose me? I feel special. Now go turn off the power at all the orphanages behind on their bill payments or whatever the hell it is you do between posts. EDIT: Never mind. I see you decided to kick Kram1 in the nuts instead. That'll teach him.

I wish you would leave Flip Wilson out of this biblical thread!!!!!!

OK. You know why Dodge isn't like Job? His children didn't die in a house collapse.1 God doesn't care about football. Satan doesn't care about football. He does not have boils that cause him to scrape his skin. He has not cursed the day he was born as far as I know. Todd may question God at this point. The story says that is okay. I guess you could say that the three men who questioned Job's suffering represent the fired SLC assistants he was friends with, but then he should be winning games, having new children and ending on a happy note. Wait, what if we're the people questioning his suffering and blaming him and he has the turnaround while we are cursed? WHY GOD, WHY!? I smell a hot sermon at the First Church of the Dismissive Wanking Motion this weekend.

Arias misplayed a shallow pop into a double, and then tried to make a force out throw at second and botched that, too. It was all him.

Arias lost that game for us. He is now Franceour. That is the greatness of JD.

Bravo, Norm. Just for fun, the Cowboys play a home game Sunday.

They pulled the plug on GOB after 3 seasons.

I hope the student vote passes and he's allowed to marry the dog.

Arkansas/A&M is at 2:30 p.m. The Rangers start at 4:07 p.m. If you get a well pitched baseball game and a normal college football game, the games will end within 30-45 minutes of each other and it could easily take another hour or so to leave the stadium. Add in the fact that most kids in school and business people won't get to watch games 1 or 2 because of the horrendous TBS schedule and that baseball game could really have a big impact on us.

I hope everyone likes half days and fighting a bunch of yokels going to see TAMU/Arkansas right before Game 3. I'm sure the ALCS TV schedule will be much more accommodating.

WTH?

I think he meant the protection issues.

Welp, Mark Lowe is not ready yet, but on the other hand, how much do you trust Harrison? I hope we never have to see either.

I'm watching it on FSN HD.

I can tell you what he's not feeling: a snap from under center. Really feel for these kids; just a bad year so far that will hopefully be the beginning of better things for all of them, regardless of what happens.

It's not bad, as far as guesses go.

Was he?

The first step is getting off the board. Otherwise, someone might think you're grandstanding or something.