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Seems to be a demographic-related issue.

Meh. I'm more disappointed I typed the word "sharp" twice in a sentence.

Good find. My test/rebuttal for your point is to take the guys who were on the worst list and asked if their programs turned around without them three years later. All five of those schools still suck. That said, I'm plenty onboard with Jim.

Thank you so much for winning the game. I cannot stress my thanks enough. Now stay sharp and start getting things sharpened up for the Big 12 South leading....Baylor Bears? EDIT: Also, don't bitch about your warn status. It leads to bad things.

One of my college roommates is incredibly awesome. He got tickets at face value and bought four and has been bragging about them for weeks. I didn't want to push him or be annoying, but was kind of miffed he didn't make any kind of offer to buy one of the four. We've done opening day and Newberg Report Night together the last 4 years and were big on buying the $6 seats and moving down all the times in between. We'll probably split 4 season tickets in a few years now that we've both moved from Dallas and come back. After Molina hit the home run in Yankee Stadium, he turned to me at the bar and said he was finally ready to let me know one of the Game Four tickets was for me but had held off telling me for fear of a jinx since we went to TB Game 4 together and things went south. He was also at Game 6 with me and we sat at opposite ends of our group of eight to avoid any kind of jinx. Once the last out was recorded, we had possibly the gayest slow-motion movie "we did it" hug in the history of sports-watching. Then we went home and kissed for hours. Not really -- we never hugged at all.

I laughed during their game today when the announcers talked about how they don't have a line that was built to pass block every play. If they can't run the ball and they can't pass block, just say their line sucks and be done with it.

I smell a great birthday gift idea.

Interesting story about Jorge Cantu in the SAEN...

UNT90 covered a lot of it, but last night was the greatest sporting event I have ever witnessed in person... Unless until my WS Game 4 tix come into play.

Great line.

I was bait and switched -- the event was in freaking Parker and it started at 7 pm. The wait continues. Maybe a Chocolate Stout would be more romantic...

You can do it, Tobi!

My goal is to make one drink, because sadly... I'm scheduled to be on a fundraiser hayride at 7:30 p.m. What beer should we share? I can't figure out if you go heavy or wit...but I'd hate to get orange or lemon seeds stuck in our straw. We don't need a gag take.

<triple ignore with Chase Daniel steroid head power!>

You're doing it wrong.

I'd start with not being a high-functioning retard -- then you can alter the existing quotes. We call it the Playmaker plan. If you need me to layout the assumption that OU could also drop a game to OSU to see the throw away point, there's really no hope for you. Now go get warmed up -- it's almost time for Coach to undress with that one blind carefully off the base of the sill just for you.

And that worked out great! If you can win this game -- which would be fantastic -- you could easily see Texas as well. Please win them both. Are you going to watch Leavitt change through binoculars for luck?

Keep checking that -- cause even Booger Boy couldn't pull it off. Even we've beaten Tech and Baylor in recent memory. Snooze. Just beat OU and Texas for once, please?

You realize you just told him you were bagging his groceries, right?

And as a Texan, I'd like to kick you in the dick for never beating anyone worth a crap in our state, even when we want you to.

I hope he didn't do all this leg work just to find out he was off the case for a search firm. That be frustrating - like spending hours on a cover letter/resume and then sending them to the wrong job opening or maybe typing a post in Word Perfect and realizing the spacing is all jacked once you dump it in the browser.

Real fans have to write an insincere good luck post and really start hammering out options for the new coach, idiot.

Um, do you right now?

Mark it. KRAM made his call for the new coach.

We had a good first year where almost everyone stuck together. The Vizza thing was where the cracking started.