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Enjoyed this: http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/2010/11/exclusive-behind-the-scenes-jerry-jones-meeting-with-wade-phillips-cowboys-coaches/

Why minus him? You idiots are just having to reap what this thread sowed. Enjoy.

I did a spit take on that one, which luckily was exactly what my director wanted when I looked down at my screen while working.

Good. You're empowered now. That will be fun.

Saying these two loved Dodge is like saying Mark David Chapman loved John Lennon.

He's weeding out Team Canales -- that's for sure. He's just choking the lifeforce out of everyone else in the process.

The book's way better -- the movie is watered down and misses the point. Also, as for the red numbers, it's clear you're a man who values making each word count, so you obviously wouldn't post about the negative votes all the time if it didn't bother you.

Because SMU's site was down.

Who wants to fill in this incredibly awkward blank?

I don't know, man. I read a lot of posts here that indicated this wasn't happening. Also, +50

I LIKE TO WRITE WORDS ABOUT GAMES I DIDN'T ATTEND@Ql,e3w2ornhur8132u34128321

Each of those songs were exciting football numbers easily found in the Lamar Middle School pep band catalog. Basically, preferring that simple, easy music over the work of the Green Brigade is the equivalent of choosing the comedic stylings of Two and a Half Men over Arrested Development.

Who's Oberman?

Is this one of CBL's jokes? I don't get it.

NORTH

Dwight Schrute: The Aristocrats. A man and his wife and children go into the offices of a talent agency. And the talent agent says, 'describe your act.' And the man says something, really, really raunchy. And the town representative says, 'what do you call yourselves?' And the man says, 'The Aristocrats'. I mean truly repulsive acts. Michael Scott: That is a very, very funny story.

Does anyone besides the weird groupies think Canales has already won the job? I keep seeing the posts addressed to these legions of Canales backers and I can really only think of 3 or 4 people who have said he deserves the job already. Let's go yell at the sky!

I pay a car payment. QUONERWINS

That explains his army of social media savvy underlings.

I like to watch games at the bar area of Chili's, Applebees or the waiting area of Macaroni Grill.

Objection: misleading headline.

I just hope everyone recovers quickly enough from the Necessary Roughness showing to be ready to go for the dance performances.

Does anyone else notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.

And I wish I could embarrass myself in the stands at a football game and pretend it's to serve a higher cause. Sadly, we're both leaving this wish-fest disappointed.

I YELLED BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE HEARD!