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Give it up guy. The old posters didn't want to sign up for your salient points, the VOY board didn't want you for your salient points, the key point is just to be really serious while saying little new besides rote regurgitation, like you're making good ol' fashioned, missionary position-only love to the obvious.

Breaking News on Riley Here's to measured, well thought-out responses.

Maybe we could stand to the side in uniform during Grambling/PV and tell the winner we've got next.

Not to mention the kid from Aleef Haistengs

Oh, Kram...don't confuse a one sentence burn that worked with any and all amounts of goat-getting. Also, please don't call them my boys. I went to North Texas, I post on this site and I spend my college sports time investment supporting and worrying about North Texas. If UNT or a DFW school had my masters, I would have stayed up here. I wish A&M the best, but you won't catch me cornering people with Ag talk at UNT events or anything like that. Oh, and I'll be missing the Cotton Bowl broadcast entirely. Tommy Wiseau is coming in town. I think you would really, really enjoy meeting him. You guys have a lot in common.

This is going to blow your mind, but some people get advanced degrees from other schools and then pretty much shut up about it. Go pokes.

We've met at least 3 times.

Yes. GMG will always allow us be as stupid as we want to be.

Why not find 50 fat kids who can't play football at all but really want to try? That level of "want to" will put us way over the top. Think tank -- you're doin' it wrong.

If you REALLY want to appreciate them, listen to an A&M broadcast. If I was into making lists, Dave South would easily be in my top 5 worst things to ever happen to college sports.

Addazzio went to Temple and took his old buddy. On the bright side, it was a glorious 20 day run.

Didn't Dodge already screw him over enough?

I enjoy the comments on blogs from FIU fans saying that it is not fair to bring up these allegations so close to their bowl victory. How dare these young ladies taint this fine moment? Next thing you know, Wittels' dad will say that the girls are gold diggers out to get fine, upstanding young men who will never play beyond AAA baseball at best.

You forgot to mention Gary Fatterson.

Go FIU. Wittels is da man!

I can buy plenty of Panhandle State merchandise at Student Union at the Galleria.

Look what it's taken for TCU to just enter the local conversation. On the plus side, Newy and Dale will be dead soon.

I'm a MSM and got one for a BBW

You have it all backwards...ALL OF IT.

I hope that intern is fed to sharks, rescued, and then covered in salt.

Does anything ever change here, ever?

Secret to my parents' marriage.

Don't give them a holiday break until December 23. Make sure it ends by December 27.

Planning on getting mine when I get down there. From talking to friends, they have no problems controlling their basketball crowds.

Meh. Needs more nonsensical ranting about TCU.