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Wait -- Officer Pissy Pants McLonghorn is a... YANKEES FAN!? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. No wait. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I go all the way back to Chili Davis. Look at me! Seriously, I have a 92 year-old grandmother who lives in CT and cheers for the Yankees and I just wish for her to fall down the stairs every time she brings it up. The real story in this thread is the bastardization of baseball history. We all know Pee Wee Robinson, (aka Mr. October) led the New York Giants to the World Pennant first.

There's a whole message board full of people who knew about it. I didn't see many of you there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edKllMlcOrw&feature=player_embedded P.S. You better believe that title's intentional

TAPPS to TCIL to UIL to WAC. It makes sense and shows they've kept an aggressive expansion plan.

Rumor now (from MySA) is they are interested in... Bob Marlin? Go Sun Belt I guess.

All Obama and the raptor amuse me the most: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/05/the-situation-room-meme-the-shortest-route-from-bin-laden-to-lulz/238251

Meh at this point. I'm rooting for a TB and Vancouver final. Would be some good skating hockey. San Jose would make for a great series too, but I hate them just slightly less than the Wings.

It's easily as political as jokes about Ford being clumsy, Clinton being an insatiable poon-hound, George Sr. talking about a thousand points of light or Obama talking in a slow, stilted cadence.

But you're certainly the best!

If we start living in a world where it's not okay to make fun of Donald Trump, well, I think you know who's already won. If Trump's a real Republican (or politician), then we're all football coaches.

I've seen this before. Two well-meaning jokesters realize how fun it is to mock everything and everything about this board. They antogonize like mad and go from being universally hated to somewhat accepted due to their sheer force of will. Long-time readers might even find themselves giving them props they never expected to give at some of the better placed comments. Things are going well. Then...something changes. They start posting all the time and weighing in on everything. Without realizing it, they are the ones driving the same banal conversations they showed up to mock. Next, they meet a poster at a game or find out someone they kind of know is already posting. From there, all bets are off. Firefighters shake their hands and tell them they may not always agree, but they are great fans. They meet some more folks at a tailgate and realize they are good people. Finally, they look down and see a 4 digit post count climbing rapidly and realize - gasp- they've gone native. I'll give you the same advice I tried to give your fathers a little more than two decades ago -- pull out now and slow things down before you get stuck.

Brad Watson could get to the bottom of this.

It's a winners' town for winners!

I'm rooting for the team giving superstars Marty Turco and Mike Modano ice time. That's right, my dark horse is team healthy scratch!

Um, burying the lead here?

How derp could a hurr derp hurr if a hurr derp could derp hurr?

I saw a possession where they pressed and produced a turnover. Why didn't this happen more?

Apparently one guy on ESPN can get all four right if Kentucky wins. Secret genius - or most successful bit ever?

You guys never saw the way The Gregory Gymnasium used to rock. It sold out triple capacity every night and there was a Great White-style incident at least once a semester.

If Coach K preached defense the way Rick Barnes did, this game would have been much closer.

I saw Butler, Pitt, Texas, Arizona and a few others crap themselves trying to execute late. Does San Diego State even run plays? A&M and FSU could have held an orgy and I wouldn't have noticed through the blood pouring out of my eyes. I think my post was finally triggered after I saw a UF player with a lead step up and shoot a selfish, stupid 3 while trying to nurse a lead with a ton of time on the shot clock(but hey, it went in!) I love defense. What FSU did to ND tonight was fascinating. VCU looked great. I liked watching Ohio State play a complete game. Duke/Michigan was pretty good. But when it comes to the tournament, I think we throw around good defense way too much -- especially when the other team can only do one or two things well and falls to crap when it gets taken away. I went into this weekend with a house to myself and a ton of drinking planned. After the good start on Thursday, I had high expectations. Just one man's insignificant opinion but...kinda meh. My biggest regret is I watched all these games and no one taught me the correct way to defend the last possession.

Last year or two? Who runs this crazy Think Tank? Obama!?

Better you end the UW dream today then next weekend.