The Fake Lonnie Finch

I'll go to the OU-TCU game. OU will whip the Frogs. Franchione's guys are gone now, and the fat guy who dresses with Dick Cavett turtlenecks who replaced him isn't 1/10th the recruiter Dennis was. Didn't TCU's AD bail out as well? Dick Cavett's fat, turtleneck-wearing twin belongs at Starbucks, anyway, not at the great Owen Field in Norman, Oklahoma. Bob Stoops could run anyone on their roster at QB and whip that Horned Frogs "Rusty Gate" defense. I'm talking about Paul Thompson, Rhett Bomar, Tommy Grady, it won't matter. I'm gonna stretch out on that proverbial limb and say the Sooners squash the Frogs somewheres in the neighborhood of 48-12, give 'er take a few points each way.

I'll come to the Tulsa game.