oldschoollefty

If you hate this board so much, maybe you can find a new home at phony -er- ponyfans.com. I don't even need one hand to count the number of GMG posters who are happy with 0-7. I just prefer to see the vision that better times are ahead.

Tired of other programs muscling in on our "committed" recruits? Let's try "stealth recruiting". That method's a proven winner.

C'mon Powerball/Mega Millions...

In about three years, there should be a REAL BIG bonfire where Fouts stands.

Hey vandals... HOW DID THAT TASTE???

I think ACORN is behind all this.

Beware hanging (virtual) chads.

Wow, a Smitty Kiker reference. That brings back a few memories. As a holder of a B.A. in Journalism ('80), I am truly ashamed of those who have come after me into the next century. Apparently, J. students today aren't taught as we were that our job was to "do the news", not "be the news".

Hopefully someone will think to haul the generators out before the first dynamite charges are set off. Maybe Bruce Hall could use the extra electricity.

...or is it "they're"?

This truck would look great hauling generators to Fouts on game day.

Or, if we see a puff of white smoke...

Problem is, I may have to compete for TV space with my wife who I'm sure will be smack in the middle of a "Law and Order" marathon or somesuch related programming. I must repeat to myself... I am the alpha male... I am the alpha male I may end up at the Pourhouse.

Pouring Liquid Heat in the opposing teams' jockstraps.

Talent wise, on both sides of the ball, Rice is modestly better. That being said, we are close enough that if our guys played one game like their hair was on fire, this is one we can win. Problem is, we haven't played a game yet under Dodge where we played four quarters of that kind of ball. This just MIGHT be the week. UNT 37 Rice 31 Go Mean Green!!!!!

I'm thinking higher. Let's make the Mean Green into a team that BEATS national powerhouses. (at least occasionally)

Vegas just took the game off the board Seems we weren't considered competitive against OPEN.

Only if the hands are kept above the waist.

Good point, but hey, at least we both like pie.

Gotta give tulsaboy some props though. That's quite a bit of typing he did with BOTH hands and his head in his boyfriends lap.

fixed for culinary accuracy

Never mind, got my question answered on the CUSA thread. So it was ol' CheckFacts. I see he popped up on the CUSA boards. It looks like he is from the El Paso area. Maybe Greenminer can look him up and kick his a$$.

I think SMUt would make an ideal addition to the Southland Conference.

What screen name was he using on here?

Are you trying to draw Quoner offsides with all this stiffy talk?