JonathanLivingstonEagle

I know this was intended to hurt my feelings, but I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for jump starting my day. Now it's off to Stennis and more Nuclear research. What time do you open at McDonalds..I need a breakfast sandwich..and no, I don't wanna combo meal. Have a Nice Day.

Now I can tell you got the red a$$ when I see the warning at the bottom of your post. For someone with a graduate degre, you aren't very intimidating. I graduated from "Southern" Miss in 1985 with a BS in computer Science and a minor in mathematics. I am currently working on my MBA just so you will know. Now, the directional drivel was intended as fun. I can tell you are like really upset. Was it the split personality remark I made about you earlier after your psuedo SAT question, that makes your butt wanna suck a lemon? You should never have gotten off your medicine I am truly happy if you found amusement in my directional school drivel. I actually made all that up just to entertain you guys. I can't ever remember being called a "directional school" and if we were, as mentioned earlier, USC (and thats not South Carolina) is a source of solace for such a mean spirited hurtful remark. I am not surprised you cannot understand perfectly well formed and clear sentences. Must be the dual personality problem. Someone needs to look out for the children that are permitted on your board unsupervised. As a good citizen, I tried to get him to go to bed unlike any of your UNT compatriots. Sorry I hurt your feelings here 91-95 (Can I refer to you that way for short ? I think it hits about within your IQ range.) Now WHY the cowbell ? Got a degree in Agriculture ? You would do well on the Miss Stake University (Mississippi State) board AKA the leghumpers. Now go away, I actually have to go into work, and please...next time try HARDER with your smack talk..you are really lame. (You know the House Divided saying dont you ? you know... as in "can't stand'). And why aren't you looking after the kids on the board. I was the only one trying to get him to bed. You can't set me up.. not the BOTH of you's. Whats it like when you transition from one personality to the other ?

Hey bonehead! Ever pick one sentence out of an essay! Man you got me! You guys are tough over here. I hope Thomas is as tuff as you say, cause hes going to be meeting Mr Boley an awful lot next Tuesday. BTW..I expect UNT to open with a long bomb attempt to catch us off guard. We will keep an eye on your RB. hes going to NEED a 300 yard day for you to win. Good Luck!

I already think the BCS is screwwed up. It will implode because it screws its own..Like Cal who should be in the Rose Bowl. I predict the BCS will self destruct one of these years. And I do look forward to watching Thomas. I hope you like Eubanks when he returns Kickoffs and returns. I bet you that your coach already knows about him and tries to kick away from him. Can your man get it out of the back of the endzone ? Not much hope for you on punts though. Im gonna do a little research on Thomas. I hope he doesn't disappoint. I Look forward to some exciting runs. He might want to keep an eye on Boley though...and Coley..and akeem Lockette. Only ONE of our secondary can't tackle, he's the one that returns the kickoffs.

Whoa! Imagine that! Being smacked by a 14 year old. I'm stupid ? You don't know how that hurts me coming from a 14 year old. I'm a grownup and can stay up till 12:17. You are a little boy and your parents should be admonished for allowing you to be up this late, on the internet no less. Gasp! You called me a dirty name! Does your Mom know you have a dirty mouth ? She should wash it out with soap and water. I am a grownup..remember ? I go to bed when I want. Now you should really go to bed. Your formative years are going to haunt you if you don't behave. Off with you youngun! Go to your room!

It's past your bed time little boy. Didnt you say you are 14 years old ? Now go to bed, or no Sesame Street this week!

I'm sure your man is great. I look forward to some excitement. As long as we end up on the higher end of the score, I'd love to see your man run. Memphis' Williams was exciting...too bad you didnt get to see him last year. Actually that was a good thing...for you! Good Night!

Man can you ever lay down the smack! Well..Im going to bed. Maybe Ill just hang out on EagleTalk, where real Southern Miss fans go. EaglePost is a Benedict Arnold board that even enemies won't respect. Good Night Friends.

Aren't you 14 ? You should be in bed. I bet you have the run of the internet ? BTW I am not a dude, those are cowboys in your fair state, and inthe White House. Now go to bed youngun.

OK..I get it! But I do understand 65 to ZERO. SKUNKED! Why'd I drop that in your eye ? Thank you God that COWS don't fly! Have a Nice Day!

Wow, you got me! What smack you dish out. You caught a spelling error! Does this mean Southern Miss will lose to Northern Tex in the Nawlins' bowl in umm.. that state...the one next to the vast and empty landscape littered with cow droppings..how ya spell it... TexASS ? Are ya'll still hitching folks to the back of pick up trucks with chains and dragging em down the road till they are decapitated ? Don't even think about putting our state down! Mr risinggreen. You really should give up that crack, it will make you crazy.

Oh yea..well we held JJ Arrington to 261 yards rushing, a new rushing record for an opponent at "The Rock" and damn near beat them. The #4 team in the country. Sam Dejarnette holds the rushing record for Southern Miss at "The Rock" when he ran for 304 yards against, ummm a then #6 Florida State. I was there that day to witness that feat. So blow that out your A$$. Any chance of Thomas getting 261 yards ? Please dont expect me to believe you have an OLine like Cal. They outweighed us 40 pounds per man. NONE of them were under 300 lbs, and ALL were excellent athletes. Add to that their QB Aaron Rogers and we did pretty well facing TWO Heisman candidates BTW Eubanks ranks in the top 5 in the nation in returns. He will take it to the house if you are not careful. He will do it even if you ARE careful. We have decent backs, EXCELLENT OLine, so I expect we will keep you off balance with the run/pass. I think you guys might be surprised about our run ability. Duty is shared between 4 backs with Harris at 600+ yards. No Thomas but you will have to pay attention. Now tell me your D compares to Cal, or Alabama for that matter. Sheesh, just checked your schedule and Texas beat you like a rented mule 65-0! Thats ZIPPO. Cal and Texas are about equal calibre too. Most of your other games were fairly close..the ones you won..cept Idaho. Wow, Florida Atlantic (is that a directional school) beat you, Colorado spanked you, and ummm...BAYLOR smacked you 34-14 ???? Man Im getting overconfident looking at your schedule. Take it to the bank that Jeff Bower will NOT overlook you, you can rest assured of that. Looks to me like you have a decent RB and not much else...well I hope you keep it interesting. I'm gonna miss NOVA on PBS afterall for this game. Have a nice day!

Thanks for the straitforward info. I was tryng to ask sensible questions and an answer like "I LOVE IT!!! Anytime you hear an opposing team build themselves up with, "Well if it weren't for that one play..........." you know they are in excuse mode. This is twice I have seen you guys beat your chests about how you have already played top backs, giving up 199 yds blows, excuses or not. " didn't offer much. Now I will tell you about Williams and us. We totally contained Williams between the DE. Almost all his yards came when he turned on the afterburners running wide. We would have a man right there with him, and I know he thought he was going to tackle him and Swoooosh.. hard to explain he just accelerated 5 yards from the sideline, turned the corner and down the field he would go. If no one was in front of him, no one would catch him from behind..he is FAST! That's why it's hard to believe Thomas is that good. Williams will be in the mix next year for the heisman, he is just a Junior. You saw our D if you watched the Cal game so I don't know how much I can add to that. Since you don't pass much I don't think you care about our secondary though Eubanks has trouble tackling in case you didnt notice. I really don't think you will get much up the middle unless Thomas is a Hoss like Arrington. Now if he is more like Williams, well, we may do better this time. Eubanks is the fastest man on defense, a true 4.3 - 4.35 40. Excellent return man, but tackling is not his forte. Now is Thomas a BULL up the middle, or is he lightening around the corners, cause thats where you stand the best chance. BTW, we have an outstanding OLine, the best in the last 7 years that I have seen. They are awesome for pass blocking, and good at run blocking, you better watch out for the side Jeremy Paraquet is on. He is 6'7" and 330 lbs. Our run problems are from the skill backs not the OLine. We need a Williams and maybe a Thomas..I will take Williams until I see what your man can do. Thanks for the info. Have a nice day

Argue ? The idiot GreenEagle87 warned me not to insult the users of this board. So I just refocused the post at whom it was intended. Don't make me go back and include all UNT Grads. My guess is that you're just a street alumni and have never set foot in a UNT classroom though. But since I cant be sure, I'll let it slide this time. Now go back to remedial grammar 101 and learn to spell. That FONICS course you been taking to bring up your ACT to get accepted at UNT is messing up your spelling.

Yeah..we r in excuse mode. I mean you have been ranked (or is that rank) this year right ? If we can play Cal a good game, we can most certainly play YOU an outstanding one. Now Do you care to answer the question on Thomas and how awesome your defense is ? Or are you going to blither on with your idiotic responses ? Southern Miss 39 UNT 24

Thanks Bear! I think..dunno why you hope your wrong.. But UNT is gonna go down. Cal's offensive line is a mass of Bear flesh. Bears OLine outweighed our DLine by an average of 40 pounds per man. Hard to believe that UNT OLine compares to that. Don't know much about UNT defense, but we have been known to do OK running the ball. If UNT defense is subpar, this may turn out to be a bad night for them. Would you say that Thomas is better than Memphis DeAngelo Williams (1868 yards SO FAR for the year) we held him to a paltry 199 yards rushing. Take back that 75 yard sprint where Boley slipped and he had only 124 yards. Also take back the touchdown that went with it and we win the game. If only...Pretty hard for me to believe Thomas is better than Williams..he should go over 2,000 yards this season after the GMAC bowl is over. I say Southern Miss 39 North Texas 24

I assume you were refering to Eagle91Gator95s' post that I slightly altered. I made possible selections as follows: Think of it like a SAT question (assuming you've taken it): Southern is to South as Moronic is to ____________. A. Moral B. Moron C. Brain Surgeon D. Rocket Scientist E. University Of North Texas Graduate F. Eagle91Gator95 I will apologize for "E", the ONLY UNT graduate that fits the answer is "F" as in Eagle91Gator95, the guy with the multiple personality. As you can see though I would not say that about UNT graduates in general...Just that guy pounding the cowbell. and BTW, it's all in fun. Don't be getting serious now. After all, football is just a game. Have a Nice Day!

I do believe you got a point there. I think I'll change my mind! Anyone who works so hard on responding to that load of crap I spent 10 minutes composing deserves to win the debate. But you won't convince me that South Dakota is in the south...no matter how MUCH you type. Hasta La Pasta

I'll select F as my answer. Did I get it right ????? ESAD

I'm glad some of you from UNT caught the humor in my post. Clearly your street alumni didn't. Some of you need to Lighten up..just a bit. I'm glad you picked up on West Virginia reference (Eagle91Gator95 is that how much you lost to Florida in BB ?) , which is really in the East, and South Carolina which is actually considered by us to be in the North(if it snows in winter, it's in the north). I thought I could pull a fast one on you, but clearly they have a good geography curriculum at Northern Tex (not bad sounding..but still not classy like Southern Miss) and they are as directional as any school with North/South/East/West in their name. Have a nice day!

Duh...my point exactly (where is your self esteem ?) We are NOT a directional school. Directional Schools come from the compass points... East Carolina, West Virginia, South Alabama, North East Louisianna, South East Louisianna, North West Louisianna, South West Louisianna....etc... COMPASS POINT = Directional. Now Southern has class to it... Southern Belles, Southern Hospitality, Southern Comfort, Southern style A$$ whoopin. You ever heard of Southern America ? It's South America..(i.e. directional AKA derived from one of 16 compass points). I even think there is a East South East Georgia University. See what I mean ? And BTW..we LIKE to be called Southern Miss..Look on the bright side, come Dec 14th, your running back is gonna get LAID..flat on his back! Good Day!

USC = University of Southern California USM = University of Southern Mississippi Compass Points: North, NNE, NE, ENE, E ESE, SE, SSE, S, SSW, SW, WSW, W, WNW, NW, NNW Southern no where appears in there. Southern is an adjective, not a compass point Examples: Southern Fried Chicken, Southern Chicks, Southern Football (best footbal is Southern in nature..think SEC (also USM) Southern Hospitality, Southern style A$$ whoopin..etc...list goes on. Any other Southerners are welcome to add to this list.... What we really think so don't get panties in a wad Good Day