I have to admit, Tuesday night did have a definitive air of eery, spooky-mad almost-genius. But as I scale back to a tamer mix of shrooms and oregeno, I realize that the name "Darrell Dickey" is, sadly, just not on par with the likes of "Lex Luthor," "Hans Gruber" or "Darth Vader." Therefore, I must conclude that instances of: a) throwing ill-advised "West Coast" type 2-yard swing passes on third and 9, and running up the middle when everyone expects a, yeah, you guessed it, "run up the middle" are not mad genius. However, the weird alchemy of world-class running backs with offensive "people" (I refuse to actually refer to them as a "line") does give me pause. So, yes, it is possible that Dickey is an alien. I think that much is clearly evident.