"You know, in many parts of our troubled world they are yelling 'Revolution!'. In Tennessee they are yelling 'Evolution. We want our thumbs!'. And it's got to drive them crazy, because they see people on tv all day with opposable thumbs." - Bill Hicks, my hero. "So I'm sitting in a Waffle House in Tennessee; I'm not proud of it, but I'm not going to deny it; and I'm reading a book. The waitress comes up to me and says, 'What you readin' fer?' Not, 'What am I reading?', but 'What am I reading for?'. Well, you stumped me. I guess I read for a lot of reasons, but the main one is so I don't end up becoming a waffle waitress in Tennessee. Then the trucker in the next booth stands up and says, 'Looks like we got ourselves a reader!' Did I just walk into a Klan rally wearing a Boy George outfit? I READ! OK?!!!!" - Once again, Bill Hicks, My hero GO MEAN GREEN !!!!! BEAT THE HELL OUT OF MUTS!!!!!!!